Mission Impossible Immigration

2009-04-26 07:26:12

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

It's the daily mail, but it made me lol

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RacistRag wrote:
In a dramatic scene straight from a Mission: Impossible film an illegal immigrant clung to the roof of a Eurostar train travelling at 186mph in a desperate bid to get into Britain.

The man is thought to have jumped on to the train from an overhead bridge in Calais as it slowed on its approach to the Channel Tunnel.

He then held on for around 45 minutes as the train travelled through the 31-mile tunnel and re-emerged in Kent, where it hit a top speed of 186mph.

It is believed he chose to leap onto the train at Calais because the train slows to 100mph near the tunnel.

Maybe we could turn illegal immigration into some kind of reality tv, where the most daring gets in.

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2009-04-26 07:28:09

#2

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6174|Croatia

whoever wins gets to play against mexicans near the US border

2009-04-26 07:28:15

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7048|London, England

Gentlemen, get this man a British Passport and integrate him into MI6

2009-04-26 07:29:21

#4

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6874|Boulder, CO

How did he manage to grab hold of the thing at that speed? Surely it would have just taken sent him flying.

Guys got balls though, even if his body doesn't take physics into account.

2009-04-26 07:32:04

#5

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6739

Noobeater wrote:
How did he manage to grab hold of the thing at that speed? Surely it would have just taken sent him flying.

Guys got balls though, even if his body doesn't take physics into account.

He jumped onto it as it was slowing. Then it picked up speed as it went through the tunnel.

That's pretty awesome

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2009-04-26 07:33:05

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7048|London, England

Seriously though we need to invade France and just take control of the entire Calais region because the French can't control it for shit.

How the fuck and why the fuck do France seem incapable of tracking down and capturing illegal immigrants that travel through their entire fucking country to get to the UK? Clearly most of these immigrants aren't French but from other places around the world, France seem to be completely incapable of stopping people from coming from France to the UK.

and another thing, why do these immigrants travel through France but instead want to come here? At least stay in france.

2009-04-26 07:33:24

#7

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

it was doing 100mph when he got on, and them bridges arent exactly low. nor is the eurostar covered in handholds.

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2009-04-26 07:35:36

#8

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6993|England

FatherTed wrote:
Maybe we could turn illegal immigration into some kind of reality tv, where the most daring gets in.

Finally, a reality TV show that might be worth watching. Best part is, when they get this end, they get sent back so they can try again. 24/7 entertainment.
Fucking /win.

Ted...go work for the bbc

2009-04-26 10:44:53