Legless, Armless MMA Fighter (WTF)

2009-04-27 15:43:56

#1

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|7190|d

Kyle Maynard got his ass beat in front of a lightly disgusted crowd in a barn for no damn good reason. The best part was that after the "gloves" wouldn't stay TAPED to his nubs, he wasn't allowed to strike!

WTF? No arms and no legs AND he can't punch with his nubs??!! After his opponent refused to wrestle with him (no sh1t!) his only hope was to bite oncoming kicks and punches.

We feel bad for Bryan Fry, the guy who had to fight him, and applaud him for employing strategy over insanely overwhelming force to get the win.

So now that we all feel gross inside, can the amputee PLEASE stop MMA fighting? You proved your point...and that point is that we'll watch ANYTHING fight...time to move on to the rest of your life.

Hey Kyle, perhaps you should consider becoming a Human Cannonball!

http://www.jockandballs.com/2009/04/leg … fight.html

SERIOULY WTF! this ant even fuking funny.

also
inb4Icantfaptothis-reaper
inb4onlyinamerica

EDIT: Everyone will feel a little better by watching this:

Last edited by mafia996630 (2009-04-27 15:56:04)

2009-04-27 15:45:58

#2

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6012

That is just too depressing to watch.

2009-04-27 15:47:42

#3

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

I just look forward to the day he makes the move to starring in pornos.

2009-04-27 15:48:38

#4

ColCarnage: taw; +283|6022

Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?

2009-04-27 15:48:55

#5

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6899|Kakanien

can't watch it. this is so sick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2009-04-27 15:49:21

#6

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|7190|d

ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?

I kinda did but couldn't bare to laugh.

2009-04-27 15:49:25

#7

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6125

ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?

Yeah.

2009-04-27 15:50:49

#8

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6880|The Twilight Zone

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2009-04-27 15:53:49

#9

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6895

ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?

I think everyone did.

They way he scurried along on all fours, it was like watching those Japanese Bug Fights, only it was a dude.

2009-04-27 15:59:55

#10

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|7099|A sunburnt country

ROFL! I have tears running down my face that is so funny.

2009-04-27 16:53:26

#11

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6837|'Murka

ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?

Kind of like a clown on fire?

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
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2009-04-27 17:28:31

#12

Banksey: Banksey Says: Chew, don't choke :); +12|5912|Ireland

Its one of those things you feel bad for laughing at, but you just have to

2009-04-27 17:37:00

#13

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7024|Seattle

FEOS wrote:
ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?
Kind of like a clown on fire?

Quote of the Year Nominee ^^

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-04-27 17:43:44

#14

Brasso: member; +1,549|7057

it wasn't funny at all to me. that sucked.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-04-27 17:54:51

#15

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5981

wonder if the rules were special just for him, cos, the other guy coulda just kicked him once in the face and a couple good punches to end it

2009-04-27 18:07:05

#16

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7024|Seattle

gnot<3 wrote:
wonder if the rules were special just for him, cos, the other guy coulda just kicked him once in the face and a couple good punches to end it

I was just about to say that. Why the hell doesn't he just kick him like Kool Moe Dee's gf? KER-PLOW!

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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-04-27 20:45:03

#17

specops10-4: Member; +108|7170|In the hills

I tried to stop myself from laughing at this, but now my desk is now covered with a mixture of slobber and tears. o m g

2009-04-27 21:12:36

#18

TopHat01: Limitless; +117|6331|CA

Banksey wrote:
Its one of those things you feel bad for laughing at, but you just have to

Agreed. The interview and the way he moved his nubs like regular hands was funny.

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2009-04-27 21:28:07

#19

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6358|Somewhere out in Space

FEOS wrote:
ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?
Kind of like a clown on fire?

Very. I hate clowns.

This totally reminds me of this entire episode

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2009-04-27 21:43:20

#20

Defiance: Member; +438|7098

N00bkilla55404 wrote:
FEOS wrote:
ColCarnage wrote:
Did anyone else think this was both sad and extremely funny at the same time?
Kind of like a clown on fire?
Very. I hate clowns.

This totally reminds me of this entire episode

What a shitty recording.

2009-04-27 21:59:08

#21

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6579|what

mafia996630 wrote:
inb4Icantfaptothis-reaper

I dunno, usually midget amputees are worth fapping too. But not males midget amputees.

So your right.

I can't fap to this.

2009-04-27 22:00:35

#22

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6358|Somewhere out in Space

Defiance wrote:
N00bkilla55404 wrote:
FEOS wrote:

Kind of like a clown on fire?
Very. I hate clowns.

This totally reminds me of this entire episode
What a shitty recording.

totally does Freddie no justice

2009-04-27 22:04:44

#23

A12345: Member; +77|6896

he fought and lost a decision in an amateur fight against a guy who is 0-2 in amateur competition

no kicks at all permitted to maynard

maynard could not strike with his forearms since the gloves wouldnt stay on

he chased the guy around for three rounds and just kept getting punched in the face

he should not be allowed to fight because there is no way he can win, even if he takes the guy down he cant strike him, he cant submit him, so then what happens - he takes him down and then gets kod from top position what ever it may be

good job trying maynard, but you are at a disadvantage no matter how you look at it

2009-04-27 22:23:00

#24

the second video had a clip of him playing middle school football.. had to stop there sorry lollllll

2009-04-27 22:55:16

#25

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6819|Southern California

https://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Monty-Python-Black-Knight-with-one-arm-off-794357.jpg

NONE SHALL PASS

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