http://www.familyguyquotes.com/quotes/234.htmlAuctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
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Michael Jackson is probably the creepiest African American ever
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Q: What's the difference between John Wayne and Michael Jackson?
A: One's an American Hero, the other one fucks kids.
A: One's an American Hero, the other one fucks kids.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Michael Jackson.
It's like Peter Pan, but with Quentin Tarantino rewriting & directing, and Ron Jeremy in the lead role.
It's like Peter Pan, but with Quentin Tarantino rewriting & directing, and Ron Jeremy in the lead role.
None of this would've happened if he did a collaboration album with Tupac, he would've set him on the righteous path
speaking of righteous
Did he die or something? Or just needing money?
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
probably the latter, I've heard in the news form time to time about having issues with his BOA loans.Im_Dooomed wrote:
Did he die or something? Or just needing money?
he's having tough times living the king lifestyle after that 2003 accusation of molestation from a 13 yr old
update on his treasures - he gets to keep them! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor … =103112336
oh - here's an update on his latest activity - thriller video chick sues
MICHAEL JACKSON's smash hit THRILLER is coming back to haunt him - his video girlfriend is suing the pop superstar over unpaid royalties.
Actress Ola Ray, a former Playboy Playmate, has filed suit against Jackson and his production company alleging breach of contract.
According to TMZ.com, Ray's attorney claims she was promised a cut of the 1983 promo's revenue but has yet to receive a penny.
The epic 14-minute video, which was directed by John Landis, was the most expensive promo of its time, at a cost of $500,000 (£336,470).
Landis also filed suit against Jackson in January (09), claiming he's owed royalties for his work on the iconic promo and related spin-offs.
In his suit, the moviemaker alleged he had a deal in place with the superstar, which entitled him to 50 per cent of the net profits from the video and related material. That case continues. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/ar … on_1102571
*sigh*
update on his treasures - he gets to keep them! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor … =103112336
oh - here's an update on his latest activity - thriller video chick sues
MICHAEL JACKSON's smash hit THRILLER is coming back to haunt him - his video girlfriend is suing the pop superstar over unpaid royalties.
Actress Ola Ray, a former Playboy Playmate, has filed suit against Jackson and his production company alleging breach of contract.
According to TMZ.com, Ray's attorney claims she was promised a cut of the 1983 promo's revenue but has yet to receive a penny.
The epic 14-minute video, which was directed by John Landis, was the most expensive promo of its time, at a cost of $500,000 (£336,470).
Landis also filed suit against Jackson in January (09), claiming he's owed royalties for his work on the iconic promo and related spin-offs.
In his suit, the moviemaker alleged he had a deal in place with the superstar, which entitled him to 50 per cent of the net profits from the video and related material. That case continues. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/ar … on_1102571
*sigh*
Sorry had to.
That is fucking awesome. Being knighted and crowned king.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
speaking of righteous
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b320/lucky795/mj2.jpg http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b320/lucky795/mj3.jpg
lol ya, but he wasn't. It's a fantasy land he must have.Macbeth wrote:
That is fucking awesome. Being knighted and crowned king.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Does he still have a nose?
I'd buy Neverland and make a kindergarten out of it. (phaedo paradise)
I'd buy Neverland and make a kindergarten out of it. (phaedo paradise)
