unnamednewbie13
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How much time have you wasted trying to figure out what's detergent, what's softener and what's some sort of other assinine additive? I remember when they were clearly marked:

DETERGENT. FABRIC SOFTENER. BLEACH. Big, bold white letters on a blue (or whatever) bottle. Clear, concise and easy to understand. So what happened? At what point in the history of bottle design did Mr. Sparkle take over and decide to blow the labels to huge proportions, add 2x this, 1/2 times 3 and 1/4 to the square root of pi...and hide what it actually is in fine print on the back of the bottle under the ingredients? Even the stores can't really figure it out, and just shove them all on the same rows of shelves, leaving customers twice-damned. Not only do we have to run a magnifying glass over the damn things to puzzle them out, but as soon as we get them home we're stuck doing the same thing. And I can't really tell by the smell because it's all stinky slop to me.


What if PC parts were packaged like this? Who could figure that shit out?

https://www.liquidmatrix.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mrsparkleorig.jpg
MEGA COMPUTER CARD 2X SHINY FOR SPARKLE-SPARKLE!

Yeah. I'd have someone else do it.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2009-05-04 11:09:07)

Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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Nothing clean right?

unnamednewbie13
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

Nothing clean right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmm3pgVDSpQ
See, not even a cybernetic assassin from a hellworld future can figure it out.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
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A woman has no problems understanding such things.  I keep one around for these types of occasions.
Ultrafunkula
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Basically it's quite easy (or then I just buy that e-z stuff) ½ or 0,75dl of powder depending on how shitty the clothes are, and ½ bottle cap of detergent like them instructions on the bottle say -> wash -> so fresh & so clean.

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-05-04 11:42:34)

GravyDan
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

Basically it's quite easy (or then I just buy that e-z stuff) ½ or 0,75dl of powder depending on how shitty the clothes are, and ½ bottle cap of detergent like them instructions on the bottle say -> wash -> so fresh & so clean.
You're like a laundry wizard or something.  I nominate you to my new woman.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6899|6 6 4 oh, I forget

GravyDan wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Basically it's quite easy (or then I just buy that e-z stuff) ½ or 0,75dl of powder depending on how shitty the clothes are, and ½ bottle cap of detergent like them instructions on the bottle say -> wash -> so fresh & so clean.
You're like a laundry wizard or something.  I nominate you to my new woman.
Pfft It helps to live by yourself at some point so you learn to clean your clothes
HellHead
The fantastic Mr. Antichrist
+336|7135|Germany
QFT
Pretty pathetic, if a man is not able to provide himself with some clean clothes and/or a decent self-made meal.
But I have the same attitude towards girls too, who can´t drive a single nail into a wall.
GravyDan
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HellHead wrote:

QFT
Pretty pathetic, if a man is not able to provide himself with some clean clothes and/or a decent self-made meal.
But I have the same attitude towards girls too, who can´t drive a single nail into a wall.
Hey, plenty of stores provide me with clean clothes, and I make a mean cup-o-noodles.  But that remark about the broads, well, that's just sexist.
HellHead
The fantastic Mr. Antichrist
+336|7135|Germany
No, it´s called emancipation, and they wanted it that way.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6926|so randum
true story, i just go out and buy more underwear when i cba figuring out the washing machine here.
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Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
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i dont get it


1. its not in internet speak
2. you never learned to read
3. youve never actually washed your clothes
4. You still live at home

please pick one

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