What the fuck is a fryup? Can you give me the American equivalent?
erm, a fryup?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Never heard of it. Had to google. Your offering me breakfast?! Can't accept I hardly know you Ted.
So the fat Mexican wasn't aysum in the sack then?Macbeth wrote:
I'm going to massacre so many brain cells this weekend to forget this week.
Did she have a moose knuckle?Ultrafunkula wrote:
So the fat Mexican wasn't aysum in the sack then?Macbeth wrote:
I'm going to massacre so many brain cells this weekend to forget this week.
@ Ted: I'll have some scrambled eggs and bacon on toast please.
I need around tree fiddy.
Demand me nothing: what you know, you knowUltrafunkula wrote:
So the fat Mexican wasn't aysum in the sack then?Macbeth wrote:
I'm going to massacre so many brain cells this weekend to forget this week.
From this time forth I never will speak word.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I can't grow a beard like that
Your member title tells a different story. Sure, i understand. You want to keep your identity hidden.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I can't grow a beard like that
stay thirsty my friend
Xbone Stormsurgezz
What? She wanted to have some strap-on fun? She shit the bed Trainspotting style or something? Come on tell us. You already told your almost-rape story, it can't be that bad. I won't laugh, I promiseMacbeth wrote:
Demand me nothing: what you know, you knowUltrafunkula wrote:
So the fat Mexican wasn't aysum in the sack then?Macbeth wrote:
I'm going to massacre so many brain cells this weekend to forget this week.
From this time forth I never will speak word.
ATG
Xbone Stormsurgezz
I got a blow job that lasted about a minute. I just came in her mouth quickly because she was annoying me with her complaining of "why didn't you trim?" So I punished her by cumming in her mouth. That'll teach her to complain.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What? She wanted to have some strap-on fun? She shit the bed Trainspotting style or something? Come on tell us. You already told your almost-rape story, it can't be that bad. I won't laugh, I promiseMacbeth wrote:
Demand me nothing: what you know, you knowUltrafunkula wrote:
So the fat Mexican wasn't aysum in the sack then?
From this time forth I never will speak word.
mememe
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Ya right. Judging by that story you probably never even had a blowjob.Macbeth wrote:
I got a blow job that lasted about a minute. I just came in her mouth quickly because she was annoying me with her complaining of "why didn't you trim?" So I punished her by cumming in her mouth. That'll teach her to complain.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What? She wanted to have some strap-on fun? She shit the bed Trainspotting style or something? Come on tell us. You already told your almost-rape story, it can't be that bad. I won't laugh, I promiseMacbeth wrote:
Demand me nothing: what you know, you know
From this time forth I never will speak word.
Right Anyway noting I have ever posted her was a lie. I'm not going to start now. Since none of you can stop me or know me in real life I have no reason to lie about anything. But either way believe it if you want or don't it makes no matter to me. God Speed.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ya right. Judging by that story you probably never even had a blowjob.Macbeth wrote:
I got a blow job that lasted about a minute. I just came in her mouth quickly because she was annoying me with her complaining of "why didn't you trim?" So I punished her by cumming in her mouth. That'll teach her to complain.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What? She wanted to have some strap-on fun? She shit the bed Trainspotting style or something? Come on tell us. You already told your almost-rape story, it can't be that bad. I won't laugh, I promise
FatherTed wrote:
mememe
Xbone Stormsurgezz
my pockets are fat u see, it don't matter to me, i feel like nobody is badder than me.Macbeth wrote:
But either way believe it if you want or don't it makes no matter to me. God Speed.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Huh?Kmarion wrote:
my pockets are fat u see, it don't matter to me, i feel like nobody is badder than me.Macbeth wrote:
But either way believe it if you want or don't it makes no matter to me. God Speed.
Macbeth wrote:
Huh?Kmarion wrote:
my pockets are fat u see, it don't matter to me, i feel like nobody is badder than me.Macbeth wrote:
But either way believe it if you want or don't it makes no matter to me. God Speed.
@ 2:55
cmon son
Xbone Stormsurgezz
This. But hey, If making up stories makes ones e-penis bigger, or ejaculate in one minute in a huge Mexican mouth I guess he's worth it?Kmarion wrote:
Not even close to pollux. pollux jr maybe.. no offense.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
I am now relatively certain Macbeth is a troll, pollux style.
eazy e
OK I'M SORRY IF I HAVE A LOW TOLERANCE SEXUAL STIMULATION I NEED TO PRACTICE AND GET EXCITED RATHER EASILY. I'M SORRY GOD YOU GUYS!Ultrafunkula wrote:
This. But hey, If making up stories makes ones e-penis bigger, or ejaculate in one minute in a huge Mexican mouth I guess he's worth it?Kmarion wrote:
Not even close to pollux. pollux jr maybe.. no offense.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
I am now relatively certain Macbeth is a troll, pollux style.
Pretty cool guy where is he now...Kmarion wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45fKOMgXgkQMacbeth wrote:
Huh?Kmarion wrote:
my pockets are fat u see, it don't matter to me, i feel like nobody is badder than me.
@ 2:55
cmon son
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Ultrafunkula wrote:
This. But hey, If making up stories makes ones e-penis bigger, or ejaculate in one minute in a huge Mexican mouth I guess he's worth it?Kmarion wrote:
Not even close to pollux. pollux jr maybe.. no offense.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
I am now relatively certain Macbeth is a troll, pollux style.
Kmarion wrote:
Xbone Stormsurgezz
reporting kmarion for spam.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
don't apologize to us..Macbeth wrote:
OK I'M SORRY IF I HAVE A LOW TOLERANCE SEXUAL STIMULATION I NEED TO PRACTICE AND GET EXCITED RATHER EASILY. I'M SORRY GOD YOU GUYS!Ultrafunkula wrote:
This. But hey, If making up stories makes ones e-penis bigger, or ejaculate in one minute in a huge Mexican mouth I guess he's worth it?Kmarion wrote:
Not even close to pollux. pollux jr maybe.. no offense.
Xbone Stormsurgezz