BF2S Forums It seems nearly 2 years I have forgotten how to smoke...

Ffs schlopps

Yuck. Smoking is nasty.

so you just inhaled all that shit without a filter?

why didnt you just smoke it without the filter? I know guys who just rip it off

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I hate when the cig sticks to your lips as you are going to pull it out of your mouth and your fingers slide up against the cherry.

That hurts like a fucker, what else hurts is when it stick to your lips, and dries into them, and pulls the skin off...

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

so you just inhaled all that shit without a filter?

SirSchloppy wrote:

snip the filter off, find some stiff paper and make a roach. Problem solved

i don't know what the fuck a roach is, do I look like a smoker to you?

WOAH. Calm down boy, calm down, there, that's better.

Miggle wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roach_(drug_culture)

Thank you Migs

You're like 13 years old...

Gooners wrote:

Ffs schlopps

SirSchloppy wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

You're like 13 years old...

Gooners wrote:

Ffs schlopps

I'm 19 next month...

My point exactly.

And I thought you would have learnt your lesson about playing with fire by now...

It's incredible that this is the same guy who can't light a cigarette properly:





wait, no it isn't.

AussieReaper wrote:

It's incredible that this is the same guy who can't light a cigarette properly:

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo19 … C00022.jpg

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo19 … C00023.jpg

wait, no it isn't.

Stfu.

ive smoked a fag the wrong way round before (inuendo IN YOUR ENDO) so i cut the burnt bit off, and taped some cotton wool over the end. worked sort of.

SirSchloppy wrote:

One cigarette left...my last untill I can scrape together enough change to buy some more. I leave it untill my parents go to sleep so I can have a quiet smoke at the front door.

I open the door, and light the Holy Grail. Except... It lights on fire. I'm like WTF! So I try lighting it again, and it does the same. I think some of the baccy has fallen out of the cigarette and it was just the paper burning. So I whip my phone out to shed some light on the situation...

I stuck the wrong end in my mouth and lit the filter
Panic ensues as I wonder what I'm gonna do to get my nicotine fix. So I go into the kitchen, get the scissors out and snip the filter off, find some stiff paper and make a roach. Problem solved

Lets hear some of your tales of fail smoking.

Edit: I once tried to smoke a menthol when I was drunk, and again lit the filter, but it melted and I pulled it out the paper, woops.

Ackch a fucking vie I bet that tasted like shite and fucking stank - I have done it many times myself.

I used to smoke tea bags when I was a kid and we were desperate, using noted paper rolled up, ergghhhh.  My mates used to pick dog ends up and smoke them and ask random strangers 'after you on that mate' and then start following them until the passer by handed them their last drags.  Then they would all act like vultures and fight over it.

When we used to have late night sessions in my house in desperation for 1 or 2 fag papers we would turn my sofa and chairs inside out.  Often the first paper in ya rizla is curled and makes a difficult spliff (to a amatuer) the boys would roll this into a ball and chuck it down the side of my sofa in between the cushions, when you cant be fucked with the arf hour walk to the '24 hr texaco' these little things are like gold dust and still work.

I didnt smoke as a young teenager only from 16+ onwards but we used to own a tobacconist, we sold it but kept the stock, I slowly sold it all bit by bit from our garage to my mates, mostly 'Camel' and 'Malbrough' to my mates £2 a box of 20.  I can remember 20 fags being about £2 from the shops and going down with a note of me ma.