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Chuck Norris saves a bakery
Article from: The Daily Telegraph

A POSH bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week.

But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window.

The sign says: “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris.”

Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month.

Sales assistant Mirna Kovac said: "To be honest we just started it as a joke but it really has worked. Thieves haven't been anywhere near us for ages. People seem to respect him.

"Everyone around here has seen his films and he's quite a popular character, perhaps even among criminals, so they've decided to leave us alone."

She added though: "We have had a few customers come in and ask us whether they can get Chuck's autograph.

“They really believe he is sitting in our storeroom out the back ready to pounce on any burglars."
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And now they've re veiled it's a joke let the break ins commence
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either that or theres no money left for them to steal?
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GIMME ALL YOUR BAGUETTES BITCH OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF! PUT EM IN THE FUCKING BAG! Ooo, let me have some of those brownies too, thanks.
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It must be kedz high on pot or local drunks who have late night munchies. Who else would break into a bakery.
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