Poll

what would you do?

I'd get shot34%34% - 11
I'd suck it46%46% - 15
I'll suck it and bite it off18%18% - 6
Total: 32
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7052|UK

S.Lythberg wrote:

personally, I try to avoid places where gay rapists are likely to hang out
Then what are you doing here?
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7003|Columbus, OH
fookin shoot me. I wouldn't do it even if it was Hilary Clinton BOOYAH drum roll pleeze
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6622|Winland

It didn't take a gun to make me suck max <3
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6361
I'd go all ninja style on him, steal the gun, then shoot his balls.

Last edited by Bradt3hleader (2009-05-13 03:37:18)

Amdi Peter
peut-ĂȘtre
+111|5973|paris
Those things never happen to me.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6109|SQUID
heres my other option id say "yeah" then just as he unzips his fly and is distracted id punch him in the balls with my special kung fu punch but it would be timed so if he pulled the trigger id have manouvered the gun to be aiming at a petrol tanker so hed blow the tanker up and id then break some real kung fu on him like jet li then after it id call the cops and hed be taken away for terrorism and stuff flawless plan all thanks to my kung fu realness
Bradt3hleader
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+121|6361
Well the head is a relatively small target, even if it's touching your head, you can knock the gun away before he can react.

When he does pull the trigger, hopefully the gun will be facing something else, but keep your hand on the upper receiver so it won't cock the gun, this way he can't shoot again.

Easier said then done...
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6172|Croatia
I'd put this mask on:

https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n108/chrisdeprater/Funny%20Pics/golemgirl.jpg
jsnipy
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+3,277|6947|...

jizz in my pants
Lai
Member
+186|6576
I'd point out to the n00b holding the gun that the safety is still on, then shatter his elbow as soon as he moves his thumb.
Bradt3hleader
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+121|6361

Lai wrote:

I'd point out to the n00b holding the gun that the safety is still on, then shatter his elbow as soon as he moves his thumb.
LOL haha that made my day

I'm just imagining the scene, lolllll

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