Texts From Last Night

2009-05-17 22:36:49

#1

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6910

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

My new favorite website.

2009-05-17 22:38:59

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6577|what

(267): worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

haha

2009-05-17 22:46:48

#3

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6714|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

2009-05-17 23:20:17

#4

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6987|British Columbia, Canada

(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.

2009-05-17 23:22:57

#5

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6142|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Mildly convenient that I stumbled upon these 2 earlier today.

http://mylifeisg.com/
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

XD

Last edited by TheDonkey (2009-05-17 23:24:01)

2009-05-18 00:41:21

#6

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7090|NT, like Mick Dundee

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-05-18 00:43:03

#7

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7074

LT.Victim wrote:
(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.

2009-05-18 07:07:07

#8

Benzin: Member; +576|6423

Heard of this one already ... was reading it in class instead of paying attention today too ...

2009-05-18 07:40:40

#9

JdeFalconr: Lex Luthor, King of Australia; +72|6967|Sammamish, WA

My favorite was:

"(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her "

EDIT:
Oh wow!!

"(917): i puked in the mini-firdge
(201): we don't have a mini-fridge?
(917): bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that"

OK this site is amazing.

Last edited by JdeFalconr (2009-05-18 07:45:28)

2009-05-18 07:49:19

#10

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6967|Texas - Bigger than France

(650): Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)

lol

2009-05-18 08:08:04

#11

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6189|Belgium

(703): She'll never know what hit her
(1-703): I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.

(631): Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.

ahaha

Last edited by Jebus (2009-05-18 08:08:38)

2009-05-18 12:01:17

#12

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6555|Carnoustie MASSIF

(847): just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers

Hahahahahah

2009-05-18 12:20:57

#13

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7079

Meh, needs better moderating. Most of them are downright shitty/retarded/stupid, and have nothing to do with "what happened last night".

2009-05-18 12:47:15

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7186

are you gonna eat your fat?

2009-05-18 12:48:54

#15

LittleBitchy: I hope Hell has wi-fi.; +150|5884|Yeah, there :)

Flecco wrote:
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

LMAO!

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

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