so this girl i sit next to in the movies keeps bothering me all the time , trying to kiss me and I'm like ewwww i told we were jussttt friends, anything else and your punani is getting punted. So i'm like trying to watch the movie and soon as brad pitt comes on, she like continues. Ugghhh what a bitch, well so much for girlfriends.
Poll
select an option which best describes your actions.
| a) pay little attention to the film and make out. | 12% | 12% - 10 | ||||
| b) pay attention to the film but kiss occasionally. | 14% | 14% - 12 | ||||
| c) only watch, pimp slap the ho if she talks too much. | 13% | 13% - 11 | ||||
| d) depends on the film | 21% | 21% - 18 | ||||
| e) none of the above | 6% | 6% - 5 | ||||
| f) I ain't got no bitch | 31% | 31% - 26 | ||||
| Total: 82 | ||||||
Thank Jebus my missus understands the silence is golden part during the movies we're watching. But if I'm by my self on the couch watching TV she somethimes keeps babbling this and that. It's annoying but I have my revenge when she's watching her Desperate housewives. She's starting to learn how to not disturb me when I'm watching my J.Bauer or sumtin else
I was actually just thinking about this the other day for some reason...
If the movie is one i actually want to watch, then I'll damn well watch it, sexy time does indeed come after. Otherwise the movie is just used to cover any other noises and banging that's going on.
If the movie is one i actually want to watch, then I'll damn well watch it, sexy time does indeed come after. Otherwise the movie is just used to cover any other noises and banging that's going on.
Serious Flex
Hmm with my man :] Depends on the film but...usually we don't watch the movie anymore short after the beginning haha :]
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Usually we jus put on music to cover up the sound at hers, but at mine the bed is so damn loose it smashes against the wall. And if someone is unlucky enough to be in the living room below my room we usually hear them turn the TV up LOUD.Uzique wrote:
Because I'm in Uni rooms 'putting on a film' has basically become a byterm here for "Let's fuck". I put on a film over my surround-sound speaker set and the rumbling bass blocks out the animal grunts and roars from my neighbors on either side. So no, I rarely ever watch a film with the girlfriend unless it's actually at a cinema or in bigger company.
Edit: Although saying that the other day I did watch The Pursuit of Happyness and actually enjoyed it. But that was only because during the film the bitch made me popcorn and gave me a backrub. Whipped. Bennis you need to realize that one-on-one girlfriend encounters just aren't the setting for serious film enjoyment.
Dont get me wrong, if its a chick flick I give her a taste of her own medicine and usually come out on top (wahey)
BUT if its a movie i wanna watch, the girl does as she's told!
Anyone who answered other than D is either dumb or single.
If it's a movie like Barbershop 3, there's nothing but snogging.
If it's a movie like Saving Private Ryan, there's nothing but watching.
If it's a movie like Barbershop 3, there's nothing but snogging.
If it's a movie like Saving Private Ryan, there's nothing but watching.
I ain't got no bitch :'(
noice 
Normally end up shagging. She has little interest in watch the film, whatever it might be, but then asks again the next day if I want to watch it. And so the cycle continues...
So...Vilham wrote:
Normally end up shagging. She has little interest in watch the film, whatever it might be, but then asks again the next day if I want to watch it. And so the cycle continues...
...wanna watch a movie?
Can I come?notorious wrote:
So...Vilham wrote:
Normally end up shagging. She has little interest in watch the film, whatever it might be, but then asks again the next day if I want to watch it. And so the cycle continues...
...wanna watch a movie?
Last edited by bennisboy (2009-05-19 06:27:03)
We usually kiss if there's like a camera-panning-in-between-scenes-bit. If she's really in the mood I might let her have a bit, depending on the film, if it's good I'll pause it!
And if it's a chick flick I do the same as you Benis!
Music is the byterm for sex at my uni and I do feel slightly bad for my major-christian neighbor, not that she can hear the sex, but that she can hear the music...knowing there's sex happening 2metres away on the other side of the wall!bennisboy wrote:
Usually we jus put on music to cover up the sound at hers, but at mine the bed is so damn loose it smashes against the wall. And if someone is unlucky enough to be in the living room below my room we usually hear them turn the TV up LOUD.Uzique wrote:
Because I'm in Uni rooms 'putting on a film' has basically become a byterm here for "Let's fuck". I put on a film over my surround-sound speaker set and the rumbling bass blocks out the animal grunts and roars from my neighbors on either side. So no, I rarely ever watch a film with the girlfriend unless it's actually at a cinema or in bigger company.
Dont get me wrong, if its a chick flick I give her a taste of her own medicine and usually come out on top (wahey)
BUT if its a movie i wanna watch, the girl does as she's told!
And if it's a chick flick I do the same as you Benis!