Yeah, thank God there were no bunnies around, especially considering the poor meals we were given.
BBQ's fucking rawk. I enjoy telling the women to get the fuck away from the BBQ whilst I get drunker and drunker.
I had 2 BBQs in the same week, how cool is that
pretty cool i wont lie to you
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Both in a foreign country.
wales?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
For the bonus: both in two different foreign countries?SamBo:D wrote:
Both in a foreign country.
my company gave me a bbq apron as an orientation gift... it has an attached bottle opener and a slot to hold a beer i was like
Product Description
Apron kit includes: apron, detachable bottle opener, padded oven mitt and towel. Front features multiple pockets for storage including insulated pocket for keeping beverages cold. Detachable neck strap and side tie string. More than an apron, this comprehensive kit keeps the chef's most important tolls within reach. Machine washable. Made of 600 denier polyester.
Product Description
Apron kit includes: apron, detachable bottle opener, padded oven mitt and towel. Front features multiple pockets for storage including insulated pocket for keeping beverages cold. Detachable neck strap and side tie string. More than an apron, this comprehensive kit keeps the chef's most important tolls within reach. Machine washable. Made of 600 denier polyester.
Last edited by Locoloki (2009-05-20 11:04:38)
wtfbbq
FatherTed wrote:
wales?
nopeLai wrote:
For the bonus: both in two different foreign countries?SamBo:D wrote:
Both in a foreign country.
France
following a list to do BBQ ??? lame!!!
Meh I don't get this macho bullshitry about cooking meat.Kurazoo wrote:
Source: From a local Pub Paper: A must read!!Thought I'd share it with you guys xDBBQ RULES
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he flips the meat .
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
hand in your man card please.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Never. I think most of this rules of BBQ rules and the rest of this macho "guy stuff" is total bullshit that deeply insecure men push off as an excuse to make themselves feel better and 50% of the rest of men just flow with it because they rather not have to deal with the other guys bullshit. Fuck standing around looking at meat while sipping a fucking beer. Rather then standing around staring at meat cook and talking about stupid silly topics that have no real relevance to anything at all I rather be doing something more productive and I would in any case consider staring at the pool as more productive then watching meat burn.FatherTed wrote:
hand in your man card please.
...
man card.
man card.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Beth has a point, although I do find manning the BBQ a strangely relaxing and rewarding feeling, you know, it's good to think you're useful (but not really, as the OP points out)
Well, glad to see my family follows the typical BBQ rules
We are very grateful for BBQ's over here in England as we get very few days of good weather oh and Coal > Gas
What's the point in a gas bbq?
What's the point in a gas bbq?
It is prehistoric hunting shit. Real men provide game and make other tribal members nutrition dependant, or something like that XDMacbeth wrote:
Meh I don't get this macho bullshitry about cooking meat.
For people like MacbethKurazoo wrote:
We are very grateful for BBQ's over here in England as we get very few days of good weather oh and Coal > Gas
What's the point in a gas bbq?
Gas BBQ is for semi-males aka gays. These individuals essentially partake in a ritual associated with the male gender but do so by means that are not; they cook on gas like female samples of the species.SamBo:D wrote:
For people like MacbethKurazoo wrote:
We are very grateful for BBQ's over here in England as we get very few days of good weather oh and Coal > Gas
What's the point in a gas bbq?
Last edited by Lai (2009-05-20 12:01:12)
Who rather not waste their time trying to light a charcoal grill because they want to feel better about themselves
if your going to grill every night, propane makes sense and I prefer flame broiled without the taste of lighter fluid
not to mention I live in Maine where 5 months out of the year its too fuckin cold for charcoal, and yes I grill in the snow
not to mention I live in Maine where 5 months out of the year its too fuckin cold for charcoal, and yes I grill in the snow
Last edited by Locoloki (2009-05-20 12:30:04)
Get an electric BBQ then you girly-men
Briquettes or GTFO.
Briquettes or GTFO.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
And pouring beer onto the fire and meat of the BBQ in question.AussieReaper wrote:
You forgot the part about the group of men each commenting on the cooking process and how to improve it, while drinking heavily.