Beats paying for stuff when you're skint...ghettoperson wrote:
You're a ninja. A dirty, dishonest ninja!
I might have to try this...
Scales? woh high tech man.SirSchloppy wrote:
If I have three things, I scan the first, put it in the bag, hold onto the second whilst I scan the third and bag it. Then pay and lift the bag off the scales, and walk outghettoperson wrote:
Thing is though, the ones at Tesco bitch at you if the weight is wrong and don't let you do anything until it's fixed. Which gets really annoying, because I keep setting it off accidentally.SirSchloppy wrote:
My method of self scanning - scan item, scan item, scan item, 'accidentally forget to scan item', scan item. Repeat untill done.
This comment makes no sense.DrunkFace wrote:
Scales? woh high tech man.
I know. I deffered the right to comment on it's stupidity to someone else.liquidat0r wrote:
This comment makes no sense.DrunkFace wrote:
Scales? woh high tech man.
All you ninja scanners, make sure you ring up produce (if you ring it up at all) as the cheapest thing (like bananas or something)
Mmmm, us ninja scanners don't scan 1/4 of the items, therefore we don't need to fanny about with ringing it up as cheap items don't let on, we're a very secretive bunch.mtb0minime wrote:
All you ninja scanners, make sure you ring up produce (if you ring it up at all) as the cheapest thing (like bananas or something)
I once tried buying a can of V with self checkout.
Took about 5 minutes trying to scan, so I gave up + then another 5 minutes to switch to a regular checkout.
Useless things, they should've been tested more.
Took about 5 minutes trying to scan, so I gave up + then another 5 minutes to switch to a regular checkout.
Useless things, they should've been tested more.
Last edited by Laura (2009-05-21 14:52:17)

a can of what?Laura wrote:
I once tried buying a can of V with self checkout.
Took about 5 minutes trying to scan, so I gave up + then another 5 minutes to switch to a regular checkout.
Useless things, they should've been tested more.
Wow, you guys are so fucking pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
See your signature text.nukchebi0 wrote:
Wow, you guys are so fucking pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
/facepalm
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Its not very clear what you are trying to say.Uzique wrote:
See your signature text.nukchebi0 wrote:
Wow, you guys are so fucking pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
/facepalm
When i read the title this first thing that popped in my mind was
"FUCKING SUCK"
"FUCKING SUCK"
He means you are 16 you have to grow the fuck up.nukchebi0 wrote:
Its not very clear what you are trying to say.Uzique wrote:
See your signature text.nukchebi0 wrote:
Wow, you guys are so fucking pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
/facepalm
He's insinuating that you "just plain suck".nukchebi0 wrote:
Its not very clear what you are trying to say.Uzique wrote:
See your signature text.nukchebi0 wrote:
Wow, you guys are so fucking pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
/facepalm
Or at least that's what I gathered
Maybe he was blind, deaf, and paralyzed for the first 5-20 years of his life. This would mean he is of adult age, but has only observed things for 16 years.Macbeth wrote:
He means you are 16 you have to grow the fuck up.nukchebi0 wrote:
Its not very clear what you are trying to say.Uzique wrote:
See your signature text.
/facepalm
Pretty sure he just means you should go suck a dick.
elite.mafia wrote:
a can of what?Laura wrote:
I once tried buying a can of V with self checkout.
Took about 5 minutes trying to scan, so I gave up + then another 5 minutes to switch to a regular checkout.
Useless things, they should've been tested more.


Nah I dont like them, I tried one over a year ago when they first came out and that was only because I was persuaded by the fat assistant. It cocked it all up.
About 15 years in Wokingham (posh as fuck place) I went back to visit my Mum n other Dad for a weekend, we went to waitrose, she grabbed the bar code scanner off the wall, stuck her card in it, took it back out and started walking up and down the aisles. She would pick the items up, give it 'bleep' and put them in her bags already in the trolley, 30 mins later she returns the scanner to the wall, puts her card in again and walks out, I was gobsmacked.
There be riots if you could do that in my town, Waitrose would go bust. I asked her 'WTF was going on' to which she replied 'only certain people get to do this'.
I don't know if they still have kind of self service anymore.
About 15 years in Wokingham (posh as fuck place) I went back to visit my Mum n other Dad for a weekend, we went to waitrose, she grabbed the bar code scanner off the wall, stuck her card in it, took it back out and started walking up and down the aisles. She would pick the items up, give it 'bleep' and put them in her bags already in the trolley, 30 mins later she returns the scanner to the wall, puts her card in again and walks out, I was gobsmacked.
There be riots if you could do that in my town, Waitrose would go bust. I asked her 'WTF was going on' to which she replied 'only certain people get to do this'.
I don't know if they still have kind of self service anymore.
i prefer self checkout. i dont need shannequa and her attitude.
I don't like them packing my bags, my Mrs wont even let me pack the bags she's that fussy.usmarine wrote:
i prefer self checkout. i dont need shannequa and her attitude.
I dont like people1927 wrote:
I don't like them packing my bags, my Mrs wont even let me pack the bags she's that fussy.usmarine wrote:
i prefer self checkout. i dont need shannequa and her attitude.
The grocery stores my mom usually goes to don't have self-checkouts. Whenever we do go to a store that has those, however, we just use them instead. These things are really great to use and plus my mom, who really doesn't have technology as her pal(we were worried about giving her an ipod but she managed to figure it out thankfully), is getting familiar with these things. It really beats having to deal with cashiers who are just fucking slow and/or have a damn attitude, plus my mom gets to bag it the way she prefers without having to go tell the guy/girl how she wants it bagged(unless the person remembers my mom of course).
Bwuhahaha, they ain't useless, it's just you screwing up.Laura wrote:
I once tried buying a can of V with self checkout.
Took about 5 minutes trying to scan, so I gave up + then another 5 minutes to switch to a regular checkout.
Useless things, they should've been tested more.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
No you just get shannequa in front of you at the checkout doing split transactionsusmarine wrote:
i prefer self checkout. i dont need shannequa and her attitude.
usmarine wrote:
i prefer self checkout. i dont need shannequa and her attitude.
They said that about the industrial revolution... people afraid of machines simplifying things, let's all live in the stone age why don't we?elite.mafia wrote:
And less jobs which means more unemployment which means more r-tards sucking up unemployment money which means we'll end up in a depression.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
The big supermarkets are moving towards automation and checkers as menial labor. Same with banks - don't be surprised in a few years when walking into a bank to deposit/withdrawal is no more. More automation = less human error and less $$ spent on labor.ATG wrote:
Doesn't bode well for those considering checking as a career.

i love them, easy as fuck never had a problem except waiting for fuckwits, also, easy to get stuff through cheap