Got this emailed to me, had a little chuckle, thought I'de share...
I may not be good with computers.....but I'm not as bad as some of these!
Customer: I have a problem printing in red...
Tech Support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaahhhh.......thank you.
TS: What anti-virus program do you use?
C: Netscape
TS: Thats not an anti-virus program
C: Oh, sorry...Internet Express
C: I can't get on the internet.
TS: Are you sure you used the right password?
C: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
TS: Can you tell me what the password was?
C: Five stars.
C: My keyboard is not working any more.
TS: Arre you sure it is plugged into the computer?
C: No. I can't get behind the computer.
TS: Pick up the keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
C: OK
TS: Did the keyboard come with you?
C: Yes.
TS: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is ther another keyboard?
C: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
TS: What kind of computer do you have?
Female C: A white one....
C: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
TS: Have you tried using the button?
C: Yes, sure, its really stuck.
TS: That doesn't sound good, I'll make a note.
C: No, wait a minute...I hadn't inserted it yet...its still on my desk.....sorry....
TS: How may I help you?
C: I'm writing my first email.
TS: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
C: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
TS: Okay Bob, lets press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up the task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
C: I don't have a P.
TS: On your keyboard, Bob.
C: What do you mean?
TS: 'P'.....on your keyboard Bob.
C: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
