IT workers are best in bed

2009-05-21 11:53:20

#1

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7070

hahaha KingCounty me and You pawn then for being IT guys hahaha but ok, to go on with the article

The Sun, famous for its Page 3 models (NSFW), puns and scandalous news have published an anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women's sex lives. They have concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers!

IT workers were found to be the most selfless in the sack, the most adventurous and more likely to use love gadgets. Coming in a close second were office workers followed by Healthcare workers in third.

source

Last edited by blademaster (2009-05-21 12:11:37)

2009-05-21 11:59:36

#2

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|7161|Salt Lake City

Woohoo, I rock too!

2009-05-21 12:03:05

#3

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7052|UK

I'm not in IT but I know how to work it.

Geddit?

2009-05-21 12:07:02

#4

Brasso: member; +1,549|7055

oh page 3. forgot about that website. brb.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-05-21 12:24:43

#5

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7022|Seattle

My gf would agree with this article. I'll email it to her and post her thoughts. lol

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-05-21 12:26:04

#6

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7052|UK

Someone laugh at my joke, goddamnit.

2009-05-21 12:26:32

#7

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6389|London, England

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2009-05-21 12:30:10

#8

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7074

Perhaps the ones that get laid do because they watch so much porn. Unfortunately, most IT people never get laid.

2009-05-21 12:30:39

#9

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7022|Seattle

lol liq, I get it

My Girlfriend wrote:
I absolutely concur dearest. J Remember I kept asking you if you’d had more experience than you let on when we first started dating? This makes sense. J

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-05-21 12:30:52

#10

bennisboy: Member; +829|7071|Poundland

They're the most selfless cos they're afraid no one else will ever sleep with them!

2009-05-21 12:31:08

#11

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7065|Your moms bedroom

wow an entire article about what a movie stated in 1984

Revenge of the Nerds

"Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex. "

2009-05-21 12:41:04

#12

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7070

Locoloki wrote:
wow an entire article about what a movie stated in 1984

Revenge of the Nerds

"Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex. "

hehehehe

2009-05-21 12:46:31

#13

Ioan92: Member; +337|6147

blademaster wrote:
Locoloki wrote:
wow an entire article about what a movie stated in 1984

Revenge of the Nerds

"Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex. "
hehehehe

I concur!

2009-05-21 13:16:38

#14

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6622|Winland

This is about as likely to be true as an online dick size survey.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-05-21 13:18:02

#15

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7065|Your moms bedroom

Freezer7Pro wrote:
This is about as likely to be true as an online dick size survey.

who would be kinkier in bed, long distance runner or librarian... im going with the book keeper

2009-05-21 13:18:17

#16

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6361

That means I rock in bed

Now I just need to finally get a GF (for the first time lulz)

2009-05-21 13:35:21

#17

Brasso: member; +1,549|7055

Locoloki wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
This is about as likely to be true as an online dick size survey.
who would be kinkier in bed, long distance runner or librarian... im going with the book keeper

long distance runner, needs spandex, the most sexy lower body you've ever seen, and fuck-me colored hair.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-05-21 13:40:14

#18

bennisboy: Member; +829|7071|Poundland

haffeysucks wrote:
Locoloki wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
This is about as likely to be true as an online dick size survey.
who would be kinkier in bed, long distance runner or librarian... im going with the book keeper
long distance runner, needs spandex, the most sexy lower body you've ever seen, and fuck-me colored hair.

Long distance runners are built like twigs....

2009-05-21 14:22:36

#19

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6947|...

thats funny, i thought it was because i had a plump turgid member

2009-05-21 14:34:02

#20

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7115|Devon, England

Hmm...

I'm training for a job in IT...

And I've had no complaints so far, so all's good

2009-05-21 15:37:44

#21

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6885|UK

bennisboy wrote:
They're the most selfless cos they're afraid no one else will ever sleep with them!

The truth.

2009-05-21 15:45:20

#22

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7199|Noizyland

liquidat0r wrote:
Someone laugh at my joke, goddamnit.

HOLY FUCK I THINK I PEED MYSELF!

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2009-05-21 16:17:03

#23

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7163|Toronto | Canada

King_County_Downy wrote:
lol liq, I get it

My Girlfriend wrote:
I absolutely concur dearest. J Remember I kept asking you if you’d had more experience than you let on when we first started dating? This makes sense. J

Mine said the exact same thing to me

2009-05-22 08:56:55

#24

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6773|Belfast

Could prove useful in later life

2009-05-22 09:51:55

#25

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7166|OctoLand

liq's joke > thread

I know fucking karate

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