Kmar
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Downloads of Klingon Anti-Virus 'through the roof,' says U.K. security firm
http://www.computerworld.com/action/art … Id=9133342


Why did we translate it into Klingon?

Our routine monitoring of sub-space transmissions alerted Sophos that the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was not due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system, but a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419.

Immediately our Product Marketing away team embarked on a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and flog them Network Access Control solutions. Sadly they chose Qo'noS as their first destination and when their severed heads were beamed back to Sophos, the engineering team created this software, not in a spontaneous display of gratitude to the Klingon race (as the Register would have you believe) but to honour their memory.




Can't read Klingon? What are you!!? Ferengi?
http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/
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ATG
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Tribbles. That's what the answer always is.
jsnipy
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ATG wrote:

Tribbles. That's what the answer always is.
this
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7025|132 and Bush

Forgot the amazing box art.

https://i44.tinypic.com/2v1nub7.jpg
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VspyVspy
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I'm so glad I didn't get any of that!
Flecco
iPod is broken.
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What the fuck is going on in here? Klingons and anti-virus shit irl? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
ATG
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ATG wrote:

Flecco wrote:



What the fuck is going on in here? Klingons and anti-virus shit irl? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
Zimmer
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Days are just getting weirder....
Sisco
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ATG wrote:

ATG wrote:

Flecco wrote:



What the fuck is going on in here? Klingons and anti-virus shit irl? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
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Sisco10 wrote:

ATG wrote:

ATG wrote:


Bigots the all of you. Klingons deserve this.. even irl.
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