Don't they dry out on a BBQ. The juice falls down onto the flames? I have tried this before and found the case. I cook mine on a hob, in a pan, with butter and garlic. Start them off very slow indeed, both sides and then whack it up to finish them off. Keeps them juicey but not red in the middle.
I also cook mine with Mushrooms and Aspagus frying in butter with garlic.
I roast diced potatoes in goose fat with Garlic and Corriander and once its all on the plate I crack shit loads of pepper on it.
I have done this for the last two Tuesday nights and they have been amazing. 2" thick cuts of Sirloin, costing about £7@. Pricey but well worth it.
I also cook mine with Mushrooms and Aspagus frying in butter with garlic.
I roast diced potatoes in goose fat with Garlic and Corriander and once its all on the plate I crack shit loads of pepper on it.
I have done this for the last two Tuesday nights and they have been amazing. 2" thick cuts of Sirloin, costing about £7@. Pricey but well worth it.
Oh, and,
This cracked me up, and Im usually too matture and important to laugh at silly shit like this and don't usually condone. im a bit like a major who has retired from shinannigans within the regiment.
Im dribbling btw after my steak story (from the mouth) but desperatly need a shit. So much so I cant be fecked doing a spell check thing.
Haven't been Fin, still brewing mate. Im gonna go and have a fag in a minute then go visit the trap door I think. The shitter is next to a room where some staff go and chill during lunch so that area will be nice and warm for them in arf an hour. I cooked some Chicken Pasta thing last night with Basil and Tomatoes so it's gonna fucking reek but should come out with not much effort. I shouldn't get a nose bleed on this one.
Oh its no good, touching cloth here brb with report
12 mins later:
Gee wizz, thats better. That whole area of our workplace has gone a bit stuffy. Im dissapointed when I ask the staff I get no takers for anyone to go and sit on the bog to warm the seat up for me.
Upon my approach to the bog I notice a junior member of staff sat on a pc in the next room, our business is based in half a house, half a factory. Im known for stinking shits but after visiting the bogs in the yard yesterday and notice a fucking huge spider I have decided to use the house bog instead.
We provide the staff with ya 'tesco value' style paper, this stops the fuckers knicking the good stuff and taking it home but it feels like sandpaper on ya ring piece. The sheets don't stick together and frankly I'd rather wipe my ass with a dogfish, don't have to be dead to start with. I buy my own andrex and take this in with me. Its not that double quilted stuff as thats too thick, but the normal andrex is usually too thick to allow my finger to break through and the smell of shit linger no matter how many times you wash ya hands.
Im fussy about where I lay my logs, in all my years in school I never went, it wasn't the tracing paper you wipe with but the fact anyone could walk in, the smell don't embaress me but the 'budonggshhhhh' noise does another another log starts it's journey to the beach. To overcome this I lay a few sheets in the pan and this stops the noise and the horrible feeling of the cold water jumping up and hitting your arse cheeks, I hate that.
The girl in the room next doors listen to music on her phone all day through headphones, so I could rip the strips of bog roll and not worry about 'budongssshhhh' noise, ahh bliss.
As expected I didnt have to strain, I did the knee/elbow test and passed without any red marks against my name. I had my phone with me but thankfully no calls came in or texts, nothing worse than talking to someone and they ask. Where are you?' for me to reply, 'ummmm in a cupboard looking for stock'.
It didnt take me too long either to make sure with the use of the brush the bog didnt look like 'Argos/Halfords' car park after the 1st initial flush. The soap is in a push down dispensor which if honest looks like spunk and a little off putting.
I dont think 12 mins is too bad for a session in there and please remember before judging me on this, 'leonardo di fucking vinci was never rushed on his masterpieces so why the fuck should I be'?
Overall satisfaction 8/10. had a Prawn Madrass midweek which has left his mark a little.
Anyways, its lunch hour now and seeing as I have made some room, Im off to eat.
I hope you find this report helpful, please forward any questions you may have.
ps, sorry Kimmmmm and Lilbitchy, I doubt that makes pretty reading but its only natural we go eh girls?
For 12 long minutes this is how I looked
12 mins later:
Gee wizz, thats better. That whole area of our workplace has gone a bit stuffy. Im dissapointed when I ask the staff I get no takers for anyone to go and sit on the bog to warm the seat up for me.
Upon my approach to the bog I notice a junior member of staff sat on a pc in the next room, our business is based in half a house, half a factory. Im known for stinking shits but after visiting the bogs in the yard yesterday and notice a fucking huge spider I have decided to use the house bog instead.
We provide the staff with ya 'tesco value' style paper, this stops the fuckers knicking the good stuff and taking it home but it feels like sandpaper on ya ring piece. The sheets don't stick together and frankly I'd rather wipe my ass with a dogfish, don't have to be dead to start with. I buy my own andrex and take this in with me. Its not that double quilted stuff as thats too thick, but the normal andrex is usually too thick to allow my finger to break through and the smell of shit linger no matter how many times you wash ya hands.
Im fussy about where I lay my logs, in all my years in school I never went, it wasn't the tracing paper you wipe with but the fact anyone could walk in, the smell don't embaress me but the 'budonggshhhhh' noise does another another log starts it's journey to the beach. To overcome this I lay a few sheets in the pan and this stops the noise and the horrible feeling of the cold water jumping up and hitting your arse cheeks, I hate that.
The girl in the room next doors listen to music on her phone all day through headphones, so I could rip the strips of bog roll and not worry about 'budongssshhhh' noise, ahh bliss.
As expected I didnt have to strain, I did the knee/elbow test and passed without any red marks against my name. I had my phone with me but thankfully no calls came in or texts, nothing worse than talking to someone and they ask. Where are you?' for me to reply, 'ummmm in a cupboard looking for stock'.
It didnt take me too long either to make sure with the use of the brush the bog didnt look like 'Argos/Halfords' car park after the 1st initial flush. The soap is in a push down dispensor which if honest looks like spunk and a little off putting.
I dont think 12 mins is too bad for a session in there and please remember before judging me on this, 'leonardo di fucking vinci was never rushed on his masterpieces so why the fuck should I be'?
Overall satisfaction 8/10. had a Prawn Madrass midweek which has left his mark a little.
Anyways, its lunch hour now and seeing as I have made some room, Im off to eat.
I hope you find this report helpful, please forward any questions you may have.
ps, sorry Kimmmmm and Lilbitchy, I doubt that makes pretty reading but its only natural we go eh girls?
For 12 long minutes this is how I looked
Last edited by 1927 (2009-05-22 05:14:52)
Gooooooooood morning Bee Eff Two Ess!
Think I'll get up now. Fag+cuppa time.
Think I'll get up now. Fag+cuppa time.
It's fucking 2.24pm
o to be unemployedMekstizzle wrote:
It's fucking 2.24pm
Whats the coldplay song called that was on radio 1 this morning, like between 8 and 12 it was on.
Yeah, it's goodAries_37 wrote:
o to be unemployedMekstizzle wrote:
It's fucking 2.24pm
The only Coldplay song played today on Radio 1 was Viva la Vida, according to their last.fm profile.SamBo:D wrote:
Whats the coldplay song called that was on radio 1 this morning, like between 8 and 12 it was on.
Pendulum makes a better Coldplay song than Coldplay.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Agreed.Cheez wrote:
Pendulum makes a better Coldplay song than Coldplay.
i'm off to work, see yaa.
Pendulum make 'songs'? I thought they were a sample-recycling factory!JakAttaK wrote:
Agreed.Cheez wrote:
Pendulum makes a better Coldplay song than Coldplay.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Channel U fruityloops tracks are the worst
You mean their Violet Hill cover? meh tbhCheez wrote:
Pendulum makes a better Coldplay song than Coldplay.
butt plugUzique wrote:
Pendulum make 'songs'? I thought they were a sample-recycling factory!
Your tongue = my personal butt plug.usmarine wrote:
butt plugUzique wrote:
Pendulum make 'songs'? I thought they were a sample-recycling factory!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
It's so much better than the original. That said, I hate Coldplay, so I'm bound to think so. I don't think I can possibly name a more depressing band.liquidat0r wrote:
You mean their Violet Hill cover? meh tbhCheez wrote:
Pendulum makes a better Coldplay song than Coldplay.
4chan is legion xD
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I believe Mr. Fridge7 here is referring to this:Freezer7Pro wrote:
4chan is legion xD
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8061979.stm
Video-sharing website YouTube has removed hundreds of pornographic videos which were uploaded in what is believed to be a planned attack.
The material was uploaded under names of famous teenage celebrities such as Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers.
In one video titled Jonas Brother Live On Stage, a user posted a comment saying: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Obviously the BBC failing to catch onto the satire...
Under other uploaded videos, online users posted comments such as: "Take the tags off, you'll get us caught." Another said: "Your gonna kill us all!"
He told the BBC: "I did it because YouTube keeps deleting music. It was part of a 4Chan raid."
4Chan is a bulletin board focusing on Japanese manga and anime but some of its more extreme sections have been described on online messageboards as "sick" and "horrifying stuff".
"Anything and everything can, and usually does, happen here. We have our very own unique culture, and there is no group quite like us anywhere out there".
phixedFreezer7Pro wrote:
4chan is gay as fuck
Expliqué.Freezer7Pro wrote:
4chan is legion xD