BF2S Forums Guys...what does it mean when: (Warning, it's a bit nasty)

was it a very big shit?  you have ripped your ass

Last edited by menzo2003 (2009-05-23 06:11:29)

Best hope you don't tear your colon and get shit mixing with your blood stream. That shit'll kill ya.

Looking real quick at some online med info, most probable cause is an anal fissure. Basically you tore your anus taking a big dump. There's a million other causes though, from haemorrhoids to cancer, so you're going to want to get it checked out.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2009-05-23 05:33:34)

ghettoperson wrote:

Looking real quick at some online med info, most probable cause is an anal fissure. Basically you tore your anus taking a big dump. There's a million other causes though, from haemorrhoids to cancer, so you're going to want to get it checked out.

Cheers ghetto, I'll get an appointment for Monday. I'll probably have my hole fingered though...

hawaythelads wrote:

Were you out drinking last night? Curry on the way home?

Nope, and nope. Had two big burgers and 4 big sausages for tea last night, that might have contributed to the bigg ass dump.

Nice contributions, marine.

Looks like Colon City has some new residents. Worms!

idk tbh, get it checked by a proctologist (a pooper doctor)

liquidat0r wrote:

Nice contributions, marine.

I dunno why but they both made me lol more than usual in real life

Could be a bleeding hemorrhoid from sitting on your ass all day on bf2s. Its a must you go to the docs thought.
Also, butsex.

Last edited by jsnipy (2009-05-23 06:05:59)

bennisboy wrote:

means you need more fruit n vegetable in your diet and that you are probably dehydrated. Your poo is too hard!

this is true

go to a chemist and buy some electrolyte solution (orange flavour)

haemorrhoids

You're fine, it's perfectly natural. You're just having your period.

It's probably just a little wound. Don't worry.