BF2S Forums Guys...what does it mean when: (Warning, it's a bit nasty)

SamBo:D wrote:

I had this once, I went to the doctors, completely baffled them.

I met with my regular doctor first and she'd heard of nothing like it so I was sent to a special anal clinic a few miles away.

I had to have an x-ray and it turned out that a group of mega ants had been entering me via the rear door every night and creating a "nest" in my rectum.  Once they had built their little "nest" the mega ants decided to expand their population inside of me, therefore they needed more room.  The mega ants started to eat away at my insides, and that is what caused the bleeding.  The doctor used a Dyson DC21 vacuum cleaner; he attached the smaller head and penetrated me with it.  Once turned on it sucked up all of the mega ants and their nests, a few days later the bleeding had stopped completely.

Hope this helps.