I woke up with the fattest woman in the world, I was like hmm I'd liked to grab me some titty before I get off. It was her stomach .
failgrope is fail
My fingers stink, I can't get the smell out.
who did you got to sleep with?
Love is the answer
clean them with vodka
ps. pics or it didn't happen we'll give you shit forever
ps. pics or it didn't happen we'll give you shit forever
Last edited by Nappy (2009-05-24 00:18:56)
My mind will never be the same again. When she got out of bed to open the door I was like ew. Why couldn't I sleep with a woman that weighed 1.5 times as much as me. Not 3 times, I just wanted to party she took advantage this is not fair.
I feel your pain. But youll get over it. And you made someone happy. See it from that way, charity.wah1188 wrote:
My mind will never be the same again. When she got out of bed to open the door I was like ew. Why couldn't I sleep with a woman that weighed 1.5 times as much as me. Not 3 times, I just wanted to party she took advantage this is not fair.
I read vockda. what? gimme gimme gimememeeme . ahahaha.
Alright now I remember she is the social secretary for the womens rugby union. I'm going to get a right ribbing.
Three years ago, I wouldn't have thought of seeing threads like this. You kids grow up so fast.
I need around tree fiddy.
Hahaha, nice one.
Hehehe and of course if you piss her off then you get the scary womens rugby players knocking on your door.wah1188 wrote:
Alright now I remember she is the social secretary for the womens rugby union. I'm going to get a right ribbing.
The answer, further vodka.
Haha, nice one.
TFLN.comwah1188 wrote:
I woke up with the fattest woman in the world, I was like hmm I'd liked to grab me some titty before I get off. It was her stomach .
Guarantee you'll get to the top of the Worst Nights list.
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It happens to the best of us, friend.
Fix'd for you Don!DonFck wrote:
Three years ago, I wouldn't have thought of seeing threads like this. You mods grow up so fast.
Meh, you haven't lived till you've shagged a fat lass.
They tend to try harder because they don't know when their next shag will come.
They tend to try harder because they don't know when their next shag will come.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Problem is, if you're shagging a fat lass you usually won't remember the sex, only waking up next to her.Switch wrote:
Meh, you haven't lived till you've shagged a fat lass.
They tend to try harder because they don't know when their next shag will come.
Mate she gave the worse handjob ever, she literally ripped my cock off.Switch wrote:
Meh, you haven't lived till you've shagged a fat lass.
They tend to try harder because they don't know when their next shag will come.
i bet when you were drunk and the lights were out.. it didnt matter WHO lol