I never felt anything the first 3 times I smoked weed. My 4 time I got really fucking baked. We were on this really shitty back road coming home and I was so fucking high I thought I was hearing this damn bird chirping the whole way home. It was so relaxing listening to it and talking to it calling it a nice birdie and shit (apparently, thats what everyone says I was doing). But it turned out to be the brakes. Good times.
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it'd be hilarious if your friend (or whoever) gave you fake weed and you started acting like you were high
It's kind of hard to act high...everyone is different.
Some of my friends are all mellow and cool but I'm just fucking stupid when I toke
Some of my friends are all mellow and cool but I'm just fucking stupid when I toke
Nah, I don't fall for placebo tricksPoseidon wrote:
it'd be hilarious if your friend (or whoever) gave you fake weed and you started acting like you were high
HAHAHA. I seen somebody pretend they where drunk after we gave him the non alcoholic beer shit. So funny after we told him it wasn't actually alcohol.Poseidon wrote:
it'd be hilarious if your friend (or whoever) gave you fake weed and you started acting like you were high
Gullible try-hard "friend" + Laxitive + Icing Sugar + "Hey we managed to get some Cocaine, want to try some with us?" = Hilarity.Poseidon wrote:
it'd be hilarious if your friend (or whoever) gave you fake weed and you started acting like you were high
Sure I had to snort some icing sugar which was uncomfortable but once we got to the "Hey I heard it works even better if you eat it" part... well you probably can guess how this turned out.
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50 dollars of nug would get me completely freshly shacked for like 3 days straight
you clearly didn't do it right.
you clearly didn't do it right.
everythings super expensive in icelandSealXo wrote:
50 dollars of nug would get me completely freshly shacked for like 3 days straight
you clearly didn't do it right.
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I know some dudes who gave another dude a serious complex about being homosexual.Ty wrote:
Gullible try-hard "friend" + Laxitive + Icing Sugar + "Hey we managed to get some Cocaine, want to try some with us?" = Hilarity.Poseidon wrote:
it'd be hilarious if your friend (or whoever) gave you fake weed and you started acting like you were high
Sure I had to snort some icing sugar which was uncomfortable but once we got to the "Hey I heard it works even better if you eat it" part... well you probably can guess how this turned out.
K, so this dude is a real wanker. Total dickhead that used to hang around with them as much as possible even though they'd tried so hard to get him to just fuck off.
One night at a party he passed out. At this party there happened to be a raging poofta they all knew. So they picked up the wanker, bent him over a car bonnet and all took a turn to punch his arse.
Then they took him to the gay dude's flat and left him there. The gay dude undressed him and put him in the bed, then fell asleep next to him naked.
Oh the poor poor dude.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
i always assume it's one of two thingstrex1210 wrote:
HAHAHA. I seen somebody pretend they where drunk after we gave him the non alcoholic beer shit. So funny after we told him it wasn't actually alcohol.Poseidon wrote:
it'd be hilarious if your friend (or whoever) gave you fake weed and you started acting like you were high
1) it's truly the placebo effect 2) the person's just acting drunk/high/whatever in order to be cool
the latter most likely
Protip: You NEVER get high the first time.
not sure about that...Stimey wrote:
Protip: You NEVER get high the first time.
getting high is fun.
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I took a gravity bong hit the other night and that shit burned my throat like nothing before. My throat inflamed, which sucked balls.CanadianLoser wrote:
getting high is fun.
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Me neither. Actually, 100% unsure about that. I got so fucking baked my first time.elite.mafia wrote:
not sure about that...Stimey wrote:
Protip: You NEVER get high the first time.
Use a regular bong, and put ice in the topSuperior Mind wrote:
I took a gravity bong hit the other night and that shit burned my throat like nothing before. My throat inflamed, which sucked balls.
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Yeah, I know, but my brother didn't have his bong with him at the time.mtb0minime wrote:
Me neither. Actually, 100% unsure about that. I got so fucking baked my first time.elite.mafia wrote:
not sure about that...Stimey wrote:
Protip: You NEVER get high the first time.Use a regular bong, and put ice in the topSuperior Mind wrote:
I took a gravity bong hit the other night and that shit burned my throat like nothing before. My throat inflamed, which sucked balls.
I smoke every other day
$50 will get me 3.5g and that will last me a month
I just smoked out (got them really fucked up) 6 people with 1.0 and a Zong steamroller
General consensus - your doing it wrong, keep trying and read up on GOOD internet sources on the proper techniques on getting blazed like a motherfucker
edit: there was also a kid i sort of knew there with us, according to everybody hes tried smoking but never got real blazed
I got his ass blazed.
If only you knew me IRL, If I meet someone who has never been blazed, and in my mind, should be blazed at least once, I take it upon myself to get them fucked up - even if I have to go though lots of bud
$50 will get me 3.5g and that will last me a month
I just smoked out (got them really fucked up) 6 people with 1.0 and a Zong steamroller
General consensus - your doing it wrong, keep trying and read up on GOOD internet sources on the proper techniques on getting blazed like a motherfucker
edit: there was also a kid i sort of knew there with us, according to everybody hes tried smoking but never got real blazed
I got his ass blazed.
If only you knew me IRL, If I meet someone who has never been blazed, and in my mind, should be blazed at least once, I take it upon myself to get them fucked up - even if I have to go though lots of bud
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hit a zong then see if it works.
Everyone is different, it mainly depends on your body size and things of the similar nature.
Especially especially if you are a bigger person, you aren't going to feel anything the first time. But, it depends how much you used and the quality. Trust me, you may think what you have is good, but you'll see a little later on what good really is when you don't get something that's shwag. Give it another go, but make sure you get something that's good. Make sure there's enough. And come back.
Especially especially if you are a bigger person, you aren't going to feel anything the first time. But, it depends how much you used and the quality. Trust me, you may think what you have is good, but you'll see a little later on what good really is when you don't get something that's shwag. Give it another go, but make sure you get something that's good. Make sure there's enough. And come back.
I don't know about that statement... but I do.mtb0minime wrote:
Y'know, I don't get the munchies when I'm high... but I still like to eat because everything just tastes so much damn better.
Hahah my neighbor was sharing schwag with me last week and I ate a whole loaf of his bread.
My first time sucked!Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
the first time is always the *best* time hahaha-MetaL* wrote:
You probably smoked shitty weed or probably because it's your first time and some don't get high on their first time.
When can all of us bf2[s]toners meet up and smoke some bowls?
EDIT: Well now ya gone and done it. No school tomorrow so me and the roomies are hittin it up.
EDIT: Well now ya gone and done it. No school tomorrow so me and the roomies are hittin it up.
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My first time I just fell asleep. I remember walking over to the couch and falling asleep at like 8pm and woke up at like 7am the next morning. Best sleep I ever had and I hadn't even had but maybe two drinks that night before I toked.
First time is always different for everyone.
First time is always different for everyone.
So, I tried pot. It's fkn awsm. I need a camera to show my red eyes so you all can say: " ur doin itrite"