Shit guys, I think I'm in alaska, it's cold. I was driving to my local McDonalds but I think I made a wrong turn and now there's just snow everywhere.
I'm really scared, can yetis smell fear?
I'm really scared, can yetis smell fear?
Go left
No, but polar bears can.Miggle wrote:
Shit guys, I think I'm in alaska, it's cold. I was driving to my local McDonalds but I think I made a wrong turn and now there's just snow everywhere.
I'm really scared, can yetis smell fear?
I already tried that, but there's just more snow.Gooners wrote:
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Where is sarah palin?
Climb treeMiggle wrote:
I already tried that, but there's just more snow.Gooners wrote:
Go left
Where is sarah palin?
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they can smell the menstruation tooebug9 wrote:
No, but polar bears can.Miggle wrote:
Shit guys, I think I'm in alaska, it's cold. I was driving to my local McDonalds but I think I made a wrong turn and now there's just snow everywhere.
I'm really scared, can yetis smell fear?
Put on your sexy rubber latex suit
It froze.Gooners wrote:
Put on your sexy rubber latex suit
Get in planeMiggle wrote:
It froze.Gooners wrote:
Put on your sexy rubber latex suit
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Oh...Miggle wrote:
It froze.Gooners wrote:
Put on your sexy rubber latex suit
Get out your dildo and pleasure yourself to pass the time.
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Shit guys my tears are freezing!
A few miles back I saw a sign for McCarthy Airport, but I don't know where that is!
HELP!
A few miles back I saw a sign for McCarthy Airport, but I don't know where that is!
HELP!
Go leftMiggle wrote:
Shit guys my tears are freezing!
A few miles back I saw a sign for McCarthy Airport, but I don't know where that is!
HELP!
Jesus chill the fuck out man.
You have your man card right? Go out into the woods and kill a bear with your bare hands. Skin it with your teeth then use the fur to keep warm. Build a fire and eat the bear. Use the bones and some of the branches off a tree to build a shelter.
Live a life in the woods as the Wild Man of Alaska.
Come back to civilisation in 10 years. Sell story for millions.
You have your man card right? Go out into the woods and kill a bear with your bare hands. Skin it with your teeth then use the fur to keep warm. Build a fire and eat the bear. Use the bones and some of the branches off a tree to build a shelter.
Live a life in the woods as the Wild Man of Alaska.
Come back to civilisation in 10 years. Sell story for millions.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
OH MY GOD SHIT GUYS THAT BEAR IS AFTER ME WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT?Flecco wrote:
Jesus chill the fuck out man.
You have your man card right? Go out into the woods and kill a bear with your bare hands. Skin it with your teeth then use the fur to keep warm. Build a fire and eat the bear. Use the bones and some of the branches off a tree to build a shelter.
Live a life in the woods as the Wild Man of Alaska.
Come back to civilisation in 10 years. Sell story for millions.
Punch him in the nose, it stuns themMiggle wrote:
OH MY GOD SHIT GUYS THAT BEAR IS AFTER ME WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT?Flecco wrote:
Jesus chill the fuck out man.
You have your man card right? Go out into the woods and kill a bear with your bare hands. Skin it with your teeth then use the fur to keep warm. Build a fire and eat the bear. Use the bones and some of the branches off a tree to build a shelter.
Live a life in the woods as the Wild Man of Alaska.
Come back to civilisation in 10 years. Sell story for millions.
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Let us all cry together in the same thread.
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