fuck you macbeth just fuck you
borat gypsies naoMutantbear wrote:
Gypsies got him
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alright so I left my house to meet with my girlfriend at the mall. I did she broke up with me with a "I don't love you anymore" thing. On the way back I got lost and took a wrong turn at the holland tunnel and couldn't make a u turn. I kept going till I got to that rest station. Almost got into a car accident because i stopped at the exit and couldn't remember if they said take turnpike north or south almost got rear ended. Anyway I took turnpike south and headed back my ez pass dropped so i pulled over to the shoulder to find it. After I found it I kept going and got scared because the numbers went up[ to 17 when bayonne is 14. Anyway they went down again and I made it back to bayonne. I solved the mystery of why everyone kept flashing their headlights at me. I didn't have my high beams on. Anyway. I'm home now.
Kill the gypsies! GET THEM! HEIL MEIN FUHRER! SEIG HEIL!Kmarion wrote:
borat gypsies naoMutantbear wrote:
Gypsies got him
In other news: A gypsy tried to steal one of my mate's wallets.... Crazy gypsy had to run off quickly.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Macbeth wrote:
alright so I left my house to meet with my girlfriend at the mall. I did she broke up with me with a "I don't love you anymore" thing. On the way back I got lost and took a wrong turn at the holland tunnel and couldn't make a u turn. I kept going till I got to that rest station. Almost got into a car accident because i stopped at the exit and couldn't remember if they said take turnpike north or south almost got rear ended. Anyway I took turnpike south and headed back my ez pass dropped so i pulled over to the shoulder to find it. After I found it I kept going and got scared because the numbers went up[ to 17 when bayonne is 14. Anyway they went down again and I made it back to bayonne. I solved the mystery of why everyone kept flashing their headlights at me. I didn't have my high beams on. Anyway. I'm home now.
Cool topic, bro.
Now some mod please close this thread of lies.
Now some mod please close this thread of lies.
One doesn't use high beams during a normal drive.... Hesue Cristo.Macbeth wrote:
I didn't have my high beams on. Anyway. I'm home now.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
You know, they go down until you reach the intersection of north/south.. right?Macbeth wrote:
alright so I left my house to meet with my girlfriend at the mall. I did she broke up with me with a "I don't love you anymore" thing. On the way back I got lost and took a wrong turn at the holland tunnel and couldn't make a u turn. I kept going till I got to that rest station. Almost got into a car accident because i stopped at the exit and couldn't remember if they said take turnpike north or south almost got rear ended. Anyway I took turnpike south and headed back my ez pass dropped so i pulled over to the shoulder to find it. After I found it I kept going and got scared because the numbers went up[ to 17 when bayonne is 14. Anyway they went down again and I made it back to bayonne. I solved the mystery of why everyone kept flashing their headlights at me. I didn't have my high beams on. Anyway. I'm home now.
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Well you know that switch on the side of the steering wheel that controls the lights? Well I turned the lights on and was doing fine only till I hit the bayonne bridge did I notice I didn't flip the switch to make them go out further which was why everyone was flashign their lights at me.DBBrinson1 wrote:
One doesn't use high beams during a normal drive.... Hesue Cristo.Macbeth wrote:
I didn't have my high beams on. Anyway. I'm home now.
It said exit to Secaucus 17. Then the next one was an exit 15 to Newark IIRC.Kmarion wrote:
You know, they go down until you reach the intersection of north/south.. right?Macbeth wrote:
alright so I left my house to meet with my girlfriend at the mall. I did she broke up with me with a "I don't love you anymore" thing. On the way back I got lost and took a wrong turn at the holland tunnel and couldn't make a u turn. I kept going till I got to that rest station. Almost got into a car accident because i stopped at the exit and couldn't remember if they said take turnpike north or south almost got rear ended. Anyway I took turnpike south and headed back my ez pass dropped so i pulled over to the shoulder to find it. After I found it I kept going and got scared because the numbers went up[ to 17 when bayonne is 14. Anyway they went down again and I made it back to bayonne. I solved the mystery of why everyone kept flashing their headlights at me. I didn't have my high beams on. Anyway. I'm home now.
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o.. thought you were talking about number blocks. My UPS days kicked in.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCK!!!!!SealXo wrote:
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj21 … s_nose.gif
Man up. If my girlfriend said she didn't love me anymore I would cry for about 10 mins then get drunk as fuck and would realize how good my life is going to be for now on!
Damn I wish I was single sometimes
Macbeth reminds me of an older Noobtastic. You guys would of loved him. Too bad that forum is gone.
I was about to cry because I was lost, girlfriend just made the situation worse.trex1210 wrote:
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCK!!!!!SealXo wrote:
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj21 … s_nose.gif
Man up. If my girlfriend said she didn't love me anymore I would cry for about 10 mins then get drunk as fuck and would realize how good my life is going to be for now on!
Damn I wish I was single sometimes
roflulzMacbeth wrote:
I am done with asians I am going back to white girls
sirry white man stealin' our womens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBD9emGj … 18#t=1m15scowami wrote:
roflulzMacbeth wrote:
I am done with asians I am going back to white girls
sirry white man stealin' our womens
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I'm going to post my avatar here just in case I ever reformat then change my avatar without realizing that I didn't have it backed up on my computer and be forced to make a new one
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good thing i'm not japanese innitKmarion wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBD9emGj … 18#t=1m15scowami wrote:
roflulzMacbeth wrote:
I am done with asians I am going back to white girls
sirry white man stealin' our womens
/hopes kmarion doesn't push the matter any further
@ OP, once again i want proof of your man card.
MEN DON'T NEED FUCKING DIRECTIONS
MEN DON'T NEED FUCKING DIRECTIONS
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
does your gf talk a lot to you? or does she just laugh a lot? cause if she does you never know what's she thinking so you can't really tell if you're connecting.
lolargo4 wrote:
does your gf talk a lot to you? or does she just laugh a lot? cause if she does you never know what's she thinking so you can't really tell if you're connecting.
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He doesn't have a man card.FatherTed wrote:
@ OP, once again i want proof of your man card.
MEN DON'T NEED FUCKING DIRECTIONS
and Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me.
fancy_pollux............
maybe
maybe
I say it's time to take your life in your hands. Dispense of the bitch, she'll cause more trouble than it's worth. Next thing you know she's talking you into killing people
your on a blackberry with internet access, lost and you cant think to read a street sign and look up a fucking map?