MANUARY, THE MONTH OF MEN

2009-06-03 17:39:35

#1

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

This was discussed in another thread, it needs to be made official, (credit goes to Flecco.)

MANUARY, THE MONTH OF MEN is a celebration of how good it is to be a guy. This is not a whiney-bitch movement to protest against other groups getting their own days and months it's just MANUARY. It is open across races, cultures, religions, nationalities and sexualities - even gender if the ladies want to join me on the deck for Whisky and a Cigar, (they never do.) It is a month to reflect on and enjoy the finer things of being a bloke, it's as simple as that.

People are encouraged to pursue traditionally manly activites such as shaving one's face, woodchopping, cooking with fire, building something out of lumps of wood, bear wrestling, rock-crushing, magma-swimming and planet-destroying.

Official Bf2s.com Decree wrote:
Henceforth, on BF2s.com at least and eventually the rest of the world, January shall be known as "MANUARY, THE MONTH OF MEN" or "MANUARY". The name of the month, be it MANUARY or the longer version, must always be capitalised.

Signed,

Sir Lord Ty Ferra, OBE ONZM and OMFG

Now let us celebrate with fine Whisky and Cigars.

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2009-06-03 17:43:56

#2

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7099|United States of America

Huzzah! Shame that this idea was just discovered in the middle of the year, though.

2009-06-03 17:44:24

#3

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6000

Ty are you making some sort of Declaration of Independence form the standard calender?

2009-06-03 17:47:06

#4

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6933|Montucky

I must be a God.. or a disciple at least..

I was born in MANUARY.

2009-06-03 17:47:08

#5

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6922

gentlemen, shall we?

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2009-06-03 17:48:57

#6

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

DesertFox- wrote:
Huzzah! Shame that this idea was just discovered in the middle of the year, though.

Indeed but MANUARY 2010 shall be a glorious occasion.

Macbeth wrote:
Ty are you making some sort of Declaration of Independence form the standard calender?

Not at all. January is still January it's just also MANUARY. Kind of like how November is also Mo'vember.

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2009-06-03 17:50:26

#7

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6000

I got some bad news....
http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009 … ry-01jan01

2009-06-03 17:57:17

#8

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

Oh the fucking cunts.

Well I still say that this one is better. It's all capitalised for one. Also their one is more about being a gross redneck than being a man. This is not about being hairy and smelly it's about celebrating what it really means to be a bloke.

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2009-06-03 17:59:29

#9

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6915|so randum

i, all that is ted decree this month to be the month of MAN

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2009-06-03 18:26:33

#10

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6113

this is bs. the only reason you made it january was because its nice in Australia during that time of the year. you know how shitty it is in the rest of the world? january is probably the least liked/noticed month during the year.

2009-06-03 18:29:54

#11

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6727

12/f/taiwan wrote:
this is bs. the only reason you made it january was because its nice in Australia during that time of the year. you know how shitty it is in the rest of the world? january is probably the least liked/noticed month during the year.

protip: he's not from Aussieland

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2009-06-03 18:30:06

#12

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

Well you find month that can easily have the word "man" put into it.

Also I live in New Zealand.

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2009-06-03 18:36:16

#13

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6113

ebug9 wrote:
12/f/taiwan wrote:
this is bs. the only reason you made it january was because its nice in Australia during that time of the year. you know how shitty it is in the rest of the world? january is probably the least liked/noticed month during the year.
protip: he's not from Aussieland

new zealand=smaller version of australia?

tamato/tomato

Ty I was just joking around. I'm pretty sure you can put the word "man" into August. It will just come out sounding like a made up animal. Mangust

2009-06-03 18:40:56

#14

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

Mawgust? The month of excessive eating?

Nothing works. I would put it in August if I could, I have no qualms about celebrating being manly in the depths of winter plus it's my birthday month. Fact remains that MANUARY just works so much better.

But take heart by the fact that it's more manly to be bear-wrestling and wood-chopping in winter anyway.

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2009-06-03 19:33:08

#15

eskimo_sammyjoe: Did someone say tea?; +112|6649|S.A. Australia

Ty wrote:
Mawgust? The month of excessive eating?

Nothing works. I would put it in August if I could, I have no qualms about celebrating being manly in the depths of winter plus it's my birthday month. Fact remains that MANUARY just works so much better.

But take heart by the fact that it's more manly to be bear-wrestling and wood-chopping in winter anyway.

Exactly, nothing say MAN like frostbite from swimming under a frozen lake. As for us down under, I'm sure a good old fashioned kangaroo/sheep wrestling match should suffice well, what what. Followed by a good choice of brandy no doubt.

Serious Flex

2009-06-03 19:37:09

#16

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7157|FUCK UBISOFT

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manuary

2009-06-03 19:38:23

#17

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7080|NT, like Mick Dundee

eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
Ty wrote:
Mawgust? The month of excessive eating?

Nothing works. I would put it in August if I could, I have no qualms about celebrating being manly in the depths of winter plus it's my birthday month. Fact remains that MANUARY just works so much better.

But take heart by the fact that it's more manly to be bear-wrestling and wood-chopping in winter anyway.
Exactly, nothing say MAN like frostbite from swimming under a frozen lake. As for us down under, I'm sure a good old fashioned kangaroo/sheep wrestling match should suffice well, what what. Followed by a good choice of brandy no doubt.

Nothing says man around here like swimming into the floodplains in the middle of the monsoon/wet season and taking on a fairly large salt-water croc.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-06-03 19:38:37

#18

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7157|FUCK UBISOFT

Ty wrote:
Mawgust? The month of excessive eating?

Nothing works. I would put it in August if I could, I have no qualms about celebrating being manly in the depths of winter plus it's my birthday month. Fact remains that MANUARY just works so much better.

But take heart by the fact that it's more manly to be bear-wrestling and wood-chopping in winter anyway.

MANLY?

pronounced MAN-Lie

2009-06-03 19:39:50

#19

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6993|Columbus, OH

Ty wrote:
Well you find month that can easily have the word "man" put into it.

Also I live in New Zealand.

What about Machoctober?

2009-06-03 19:41:29

#20

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

Miggle wrote:
MANLY?

pronounced MAN-Lie

Nah, that's already Jew-ly on my calendar. It's my month for playing drinking games with my Jewish mates. Lach heim!

loubot wrote:
What about Machoctober?

Not a bad effort and points for thinking outside the box but it still doesn't quite work.

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2009-06-03 19:49:57

#21

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7157|FUCK UBISOFT

Ty wrote:
Miggle wrote:
MANLY?

pronounced MAN-Lie
Nah, that's already Jew-ly on my calendar. It's my month for playing drinking games with my Jewish mates. Lach heim!
loubot wrote:
What about Machoctober?
Not a bad effort and points for thinking outside the box but it still doesn't quite work.

NoFember?

2009-06-03 19:51:34

#22

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7189|Noizyland

I'm liking this thinking outside the box but as mentioned MANUARY is an inclusive celebration for the fairer sex as well.

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2009-06-03 19:58:32

#23

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7157|FUCK UBISOFT

Ty wrote:
I'm liking this thinking outside the box but as mentioned MANUARY is an inclusive celebration for the fairer sex as well.

Mentember?

2009-06-03 20:22:18

#24

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7128|Purplicious Wisconsin

You forgot to add that the only chlone(whatever the fuck they call that perfume thingy for guys)men will ever use is deodorant.

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2009-06-03 20:24:38

#25

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7047

War Man wrote:
You forgot to add that the only chlone(whatever the fuck they call that perfume thingy for guys)men will ever use is deodorant.

Are you fucked...

It's called cologne...

And deodorants and colognes are different things.

Get some, compliments are nice.

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