If you had to pick an actor.....

2009-06-07 03:32:58

#1

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6529|eXtreme to the maX

.... to play you.
Who would it be?

I'd pick this guy:

He's got the hysterical blood rage off pat.
The incoherent ranting he's obviously really studied.
He can pick up on nervous tics and mannerisms and work with them.
And he's even prepared to grow tufts of facial hair to suit the role (not required here but shows the depth of his professionalism).

Now you.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-06-07 04:00:03)

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2009-06-07 03:34:25

#2

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7156|St. Andrews / Oslo

Eva Longoria.

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2009-06-07 03:41:26

#3

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6388|London, England

Jenspm wrote:
Eva Longoria.

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2009-06-07 03:48:17

#4

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6529|eXtreme to the maX

I meant to PLAY YOU, not do stuff TO you.
But if it were the latter I'd pick Eva Longoria too....

Fuck Israel

2009-06-07 03:50:50

#5

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7088|NT, like Mick Dundee

Really, tough question, LET. ME. THINK.

I'll be back later with the answer.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-06-07 03:51:01

#6

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7156|St. Andrews / Oslo

I know what you meant.

2009-06-07 03:58:03

#7

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6877|The Twilight Zone

Ben Stiller

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2009-06-07 04:11:40

#8

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7004|the dank(super) side of Oregon

an actor capable of playing me? i'd have to breed a super actor. Daniel Day-Lewis, Ralph Fiennes, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, Sam Jackson, Robert DeNiro. All these and more would have to be bred and cross bred for dozen, if not hundreds of generations, to create that performer. A lot of work and a lot of buried mutant babies for a performance that would probable disappoint me in the end.

2009-06-07 04:59:56

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7198|Noizyland

I think it was Cougar who suggested that if Bf2s.com was made into a film my part would be played by Michael Clarke Duncan.

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2009-06-07 05:20:39

#10

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6829|NSW, Australia

Dakota fanning

2009-06-07 05:23:23

#11

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7046|Little Bentcock

Flecco wrote:
Really, tough question, LET. ME. THINK.

I'll be back later with the answer.

Yeah, yours is a tough one.

Anyways, I'm off to watch Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, Master and Commander, Cinderella Man, 3:10 to Yuma, American Gangster and Body of Lies, will return if I find a suitable actor.

2009-06-07 05:29:16

#12

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6572|'straya

Adams_BJ wrote:
Flecco wrote:
Really, tough question, LET. ME. THINK.

I'll be back later with the answer.
Yeah, yours is a tough one.

Anyways, I'm off to watch Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, Master and Commander, Cinderella Man, 3:10 to Yuma, American Gangster and Body of Lies, will return if I find a suitable actor.

Let me guess...

Joaquin Phoenix?

On topic:

Hmmm to play me.... i'm gonna have to go with..... Edward Norton, because his fucking awesome, and I wish I was as fucking awesome as he is.

2009-06-07 06:03:09