Stab Proof Knives???

2009-06-16 12:22:46

#1

nickb64: formerly from OC (it's EXACTLY like on tv)[truth]; +77|6034|Greatest Nation on Earth(USA)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u … 501720.ece

WTF???

How does the guy think this will help?

Criminals will still use regular knives, or, gasp, GUNS!

Original Source: http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/06/stab-proof-knives/

Discuss

2009-06-16 12:24:26

#2

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6388|London, England

I bet I could stab someone with it

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2009-06-16 12:24:38

#3

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6998|London

looks like i'll be cancelling my order for that dvd rewinder then

2009-06-16 12:24:44

#4

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6961|Long Island, New York

I stab people with my slapchop

2009-06-16 12:25:22

#5

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6211|Catherine Black

It isn't anti-slash though

2009-06-16 12:26:45

#6

-MetaL*: Sup guies; +157|6057|Southern California

I think it would hurt more if you stabbed someone with that knife.

2009-06-16 12:28:44

#7

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|7183|San Antonio, Texas

Still could cut someone's throat with that.

2009-06-16 12:29:00

#8

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5920|England

I bet the number of throat slashed crimes will be on the rise

2009-06-16 12:40:25

#9

Monkey Spanker: Show it to the nice monkey.; +284|6675|England

new anti stab & slash knife available here in the UK

https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/smuder201/SUL_titanium_spoon_L.jpg

Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime

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2009-06-16 12:40:52

#10

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6359

Finray wrote:
It isn't anti-slash though

Beat me to it Finray

What's the point of this? Hell you can stab somebody with scissors. Who would go around with some big-a$$ kitchen knife in their hands/pockets/whatever?

2009-06-16 12:48:29

#11

Ioan92: Member; +337|6145

Every object in your house is a potential weapon, including the house itself.

A good stab and it will cut through that the flesh of yours, no matter the shape of the knife

2009-06-16 12:53:46

#12

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6359

Ioan92 wrote:
Every object in your house is a potential weapon, including the house itself.

So I could beat the living shit out of somebody with my iPod Shuffle

2009-06-16 13:00:27

#13

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7266|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Ioan92 wrote:
Every object in your house is a potential weapon, including the house itself.
So I could beat the living shit out of somebody with my iPod Shuffle

Yes, just be careful not to hurt yourself in the process! It's more dangerous than it looks.

2009-06-16 13:03:16

#14

Ioan92: Member; +337|6145

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Ioan92 wrote:
Every object in your house is a potential weapon, including the house itself.
So I could beat the living shit out of somebody with my iPod Shuffle

I could use the headphone wires to strangle you and then I could use that shuffle to burst your eyes.

2009-06-16 13:07:06

#15

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7266|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Ioan92 wrote:
Bradt3hleader wrote:
Ioan92 wrote:
Every object in your house is a potential weapon, including the house itself.
So I could beat the living shit out of somebody with my iPod Shuffle
I could use the headphone wires to strangle you and then I could use that shuffle to burst your eyes.

Living Daylights tbh.

2009-06-16 13:15:51

#16

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6952|Global Command

Almost the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

2009-06-16 13:19:10

#17

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

ATG wrote:
Almost the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Also, the point is really handy.

2009-06-16 13:35:55

#18

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6009

Bet you $50 I could still manage to take out an eye with it.

2009-06-16 13:43:34

#19

Lai: Member; +186|6574

-MetaL* wrote:
I think it would hurt more if you stabbed someone with that knife.

Yep, stab and twist. With the notch it is like a little halberd

2009-06-16 14:23:55

#20

nickb64: formerly from OC (it's EXACTLY like on tv)[truth]; +77|6034|Greatest Nation on Earth(USA)

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Finray wrote:
It isn't anti-slash though
Beat me to it Finray

What's the point of this? Hell you can stab somebody with scissors. Who would go around with some big-a$$ kitchen knife in their hands/pockets/whatever?

Or a screwdriver.

2009-06-16 14:52:45

#21

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7137|Purplicious Wisconsin

If you can stab someone with a butter knife you can stab someone with this.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-06-16 22:42:55

#22

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6870|Chicago, IL

I got stabbed with a Lincoln log once...

blunt force can make just about anything into a weapon, regardless of the sharpness. Perhaps the British should consider why they're so stabby all the time.

2009-06-17 04:56:27

#23

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6359

Ioan92 wrote:
Bradt3hleader wrote:
Ioan92 wrote:
Every object in your house is a potential weapon, including the house itself.
So I could beat the living shit out of somebody with my iPod Shuffle
I could use the headphone wires to strangle you and then I could use that shuffle to burst your eyes.

I'll pull out the speakers and use the pointy end to stab you!!!

2009-06-17 04:58:23

#24

Ioan92: Member; +337|6145

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Ioan92 wrote:
Bradt3hleader wrote:
So I could beat the living shit out of somebody with my iPod Shuffle
I could use the headphone wires to strangle you and then I could use that shuffle to burst your eyes.

I'll pull out the speakers and use the pointy end to stab you!!!

It would be easier to stab the eyes with it. Not saying that you can't stab with the headphone plug but it's damn hard.

Only Chuck Norris could do it.

Last edited by Ioan92 (2009-06-17 04:59:21)

2009-06-17 05:02:08

#25

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6359

I always keep one of these handy though

https://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/Swiss-Brad/nuclear-bomb-badger350.jpg

The iPod shuffle thing was just to fall back on.

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