Obama proves he needs no swat team;
tbh
tbh
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
tbh
He should've then said "That's what I'll do to you, North Korea"
mek laugh at the swat joke please.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
The best thing to come out of this decade is Ted's "Swat" joke.
Good?
Good?
[Blinking eyes thing]
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See, this is what happens when we put an inexperienced senator with ties to terrorists from the most corrupt city on earth in the White House. See what you've done, America? The Messiah clearly, as seen in this video, is just not what you all thought he was. Transparency? Bah, look at him! He's black! The guy goes and kisses everyone's ass, I mean who cares about our personal image in the world? Fuck, my political ideology is more important than having allies! He's going to own everything! The banks! The hospitals! Your pool! Maybe even your dog! 2010, vote out all incumbents! Because us Republicans have always guided you the right way. Now you've got an animal killing socialist in the White House. Congratulations, America.
Much better, thanks kiwi.Ty wrote:
The best thing to come out of this decade is Ted's "Swat" joke.
Good?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
PETA:s going to go nuts.
I need around tree fiddy.
Despite my karma to teds which is arguably a perm bannable offence, Teds's swat joke was actually rather brilliant.
Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-06-17 06:05:14)
The Messiah harming one of his own creatures..........oh lord, what next.
After he killed it, Obama picked up the fly with a tissue after the interview. One can suspect he used his divine powers to revive it.
He learned from the best.
If only he had a pair of chopsticks handy, you would have been in for a show.
If only he had a pair of chopsticks handy, you would have been in for a show.
oh snap
/got nuthin'
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I was thinking exact same thing.Mekstizzle wrote:
He should've then said "That's what I'll do to you, North Korea"
lmao, it was inevitable though
honestly, who the fuck "humanely captures a house fly"
shit's for steers and queers
i've actually had a mini ant holocaust in my room lately...apparently they don't like the rain so they're deciding to come in through my window. I used some motherfucking Raid on those bitches, it was like the the bombing of dresden all over again, shit yeah
shit's for steers and queers
i've actually had a mini ant holocaust in my room lately...apparently they don't like the rain so they're deciding to come in through my window. I used some motherfucking Raid on those bitches, it was like the the bombing of dresden all over again, shit yeah
I fuckin' love Obama.
Ninjas a fly, then calm as you like, "Now where were we?"
Ninjas a fly, then calm as you like, "Now where were we?"
Moar liek gasing of the jews amiritePoseidon wrote:
i've actually had a mini ant holocaust in my room lately...apparently they don't like the rain so they're deciding to come in through my window. I used some motherfucking Raid on those bitches, it was like the the bombing of dresden all over again, shit yeah
Last edited by Finray (2009-06-18 10:25:22)
i feed them to my turtle
fucking loves flies
fucking loves flies
Deodorant + lighter= winPoseidon wrote:
honestly, who the fuck "humanely captures a house fly"
shit's for steers and queers
i've actually had a mini ant holocaust in my room lately...apparently they don't like the rain so they're deciding to come in through my window. I used some motherfucking Raid on those bitches, it was like the the bombing of dresden all over again, shit yeah
I think Schloppy would disagree.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Deodorant + lighter= winPoseidon wrote:
honestly, who the fuck "humanely captures a house fly"
shit's for steers and queers
i've actually had a mini ant holocaust in my room lately...apparently they don't like the rain so they're deciding to come in through my window. I used some motherfucking Raid on those bitches, it was like the the bombing of dresden all over again, shit yeah
It's a fly, its nervous system is too rudimentary to feel pain, and it lives for less than two weeks.
Does PETA know how dumb they sound?
Does PETA know how dumb they sound?
Fuck PETAS.Lythberg wrote:
It's a fly, its nervous system is too rudimentary to feel pain, and it lives for less than two weeks.
Does PETA know how dumb they sound?
Flies seriously only live 2 weeks?
I hate those fucking bitches when you're out BBQing and they come and fly around you while you eat.
Fucking shitdicks why can't they all drop dead?
Bradt3hleader wrote:
Fuck PETAS.Lythberg wrote:
It's a fly, its nervous system is too rudimentary to feel pain, and it lives for less than two weeks.
Does PETA know how dumb they sound?
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176 … abbits.jpg
Flies seriously only live 2 weeks?
I hate those fucking bitches when you're out BBQing and they come and fly around you while you eat.
Fucking shitdicks why can't they all drop dead?
they're like damn mosquitoes, why can't any nasty species ever go extinct?wikipedia wrote:
The adult flies then emerge from the pupae. (This whole cycle is known as complete metamorphosis.) The adults live from two weeks to a month in the wild, or longer in benign laboratory conditions.
back on topic, if Obama hadn't killed it, it would have gazed longingly into a lightbulb for several hours and then dropped dead any way, so no big loss.