Father's Day Help pls

2009-06-18 04:37:11

#1

Kez: Member; +778|6126|London, UK

What could I buy my Dad for Father's Day. Haven't the foggiest and I don't want to buy him another CD like I do all the other times. Want something a bit different.

Thanks!

2009-06-18 04:39:09

#2

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

Fleshlight. I'm sure your mom's getting old and saggy by now.

2009-06-18 04:40:13

#3

Kez: Member; +778|6126|London, UK

Har har but they're separated

2009-06-18 04:41:36

#4

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

Even more reason to get him one then.

2009-06-18 04:43:14

#5

Kez: Member; +778|6126|London, UK

Yes sensible suggestions please from sensible people

2009-06-18 04:45:38

#6

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6122

Full emancipation from his kid(s).

2009-06-18 04:46:21

#7

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6894

Aftershave / cologne.
Fancy shower-gel / shaving set.
Something relevant to his individual hobbies or interests...

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-06-18 04:50:57

#8

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7155|St. Andrews / Oslo

Uzique wrote:
Something relevant to his individual hobbies or interests...

ghettoperson wrote:
Fleshlight

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-06-18 04:51:28

#9

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6749|England

I'm getting mine whiskey...

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2009-06-18 04:52:04

#10

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

In all seriousness though, I'd go with either Jak or Uzi's suggestions.

2009-06-18 04:52:06

#11

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6894

JakAttaK wrote:
I'm getting mine whiskey...

Why not crystal meth? Lack of effort?

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-06-18 04:55:05

#12

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6749|England

Uzique wrote:
JakAttaK wrote:
I'm getting mine whiskey...
Why not crystal meth? Lack of effort?

Lack of money.

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2009-06-18 04:56:56

#13

Kez: Member; +778|6126|London, UK

Yeah I'm gonna go with the Aftershave option.

Thanks Uzique!

2009-06-18 04:57:57

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

A pocket multitool you know like a swiss army knife but with pliers hanging out the side

2009-06-18 04:59:01

#15

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6211|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:
A pocket multitool you know like a swiss army knife but with pliers hanging out the side

Hoping one of the young 'uns will see that post are we?

2009-06-18 05:00:26

#16

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7050|UK

I got my Dad a tripod for his camera.

(I bought it for him, honest ...)

2009-06-18 05:06:11

#17

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:
1927 wrote:
A pocket multitool you know like a swiss army knife but with pliers hanging out the side
Hoping one of the young 'uns will see that post are we?

Nah like fuck, I dont do any of that DIY shit. I built a Hannah Montannah house last night for gf's kid. Took an hour and a qtr and all I had to do was get it out the packaging. Thats about my limits, Im a fucking chef me.

Its Mollies Mums birthday this weekend but Ive told Moll I aint giving her any money as her Mum got me fuck all last year when we was splitting up. I did give her a tenna to get her Mum something for Mothers Day. I wanted to give Moll £3 to get her Mum some nasty bottle of wine just to take the piss but GF quashed that idea.

My GF will take Moll shopping to get me something for Fathers Day. I don't appriciate Fathers Day as much as my Dad is still alive but I make a lot of effort for the gf/her nippa for Mothers Day. It gives me a reason to front Mothers Day card stands in all the shops you see.

2009-06-18 05:13:42

#18

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6918|Sydney, Australia

iPhone or something electronic?

2009-06-18 05:28:20

#19

JahManRed: wank; +646|7051|IRELAND

Porn.

2009-06-18 05:52:03

#20

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6886|Tyne & Wear, England

JahManRed wrote:
Porn.

ghettoperson wrote:
Fleshlight.

Job done.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2009-06-18 06:11:30

#21

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Im buying my ol man a Kangol flat cap probably, he wears them 'andy capp' style flat caps and has lost his trendy flat one.

Word to ya mom, like fuck, word to my mutha fucking Pa. Not that he does anymore, they split up 33 years ago and she died 3 years ago.

2009-06-18 06:12:59

#22

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6825|dm_maidenhead

Fuck, when is father's day? Sunday?

2009-06-18 06:18:13

#23

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Peter wrote:
Fuck, when is father's day? Sunday?

Aye, all day aswell

2009-06-18 06:26:51

#24

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6825|dm_maidenhead

1927 wrote:
Peter wrote:
Fuck, when is father's day? Sunday?
Aye, all day aswell

Shit, that mean I'm going to have to fork out on express delivery.

2009-06-18 06:42:07

#25

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7114|Devon, England

Wait, this Sunday?

Shit, I thought it was next...

BF2S Forums Father's Day Help pls

Uzique wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Uzique wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:

JahManRed wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Peter wrote:

1927 wrote:

Peter wrote:

Board footer