i work with a guy that does the occupational dutch oven. everyday this guy pinches the most acrid, god-awful loafs in the employee bathroom. thankfully, he flushes, but this unbearable stench lingers because he always shuts the fucking door on his way out. and i do mean linger, for hours, if someone doesn't open the door. and the weirdest part is he knows how much everyone hates it, but he just keeps on. he probably gets some weird satisfaction.