I want to mess with DonFck when he gets here...

2009-06-23 07:30:52

#1

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7020|Seattle

So my gf and I were thinking we should mess with him a bit since he's never been to America.

So at first I told him not to wear red or blue or he could be mistaken for a crip or a blood. He believed me.

Then I told him to watch out for bears when we're camping and just make sure to ALWAYS have your gun with you. He still believes that one.

So I'm trying to think of some more ways to mess with him.

Any ideas? What would someone from Finland be worried about when they come here for the first time? I thought about making my gf walk around barefoot the whole time, but that'd really only be funny if she's pregnant too. I need something better...

halp

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-23 07:32:23

#2

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7077

Perform some sort of ritual before you eat a meal. Needs candles and dark brooding hymns.

2009-06-23 07:34:07

#3

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6891

I think he's just playing with you and didn't believe either of those things.

Also, we Finns aren't scared of few bears, we have polar bears everywhere.

Last edited by NooBesT (2009-06-23 07:34:35)

2009-06-23 07:34:48

#4

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6876|The Twilight Zone

take him to a sauna full of naked women

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2009-06-23 07:35:11

#5

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7113|Devon, England

Ha ha, Ok, this could be good.

Where's he sleeping? If it's in your house, do something crazy to his room and make it seem normal...

I really have no ideas, at the moment, though.

2009-06-23 07:36:54

#6

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6387|London, England

NooBesT wrote:
I think he's just playing with you and didn't believe either of those things.

Also, we Finns aren't scared of few bears, we have polar bears everywhere.

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2009-06-23 07:37:10

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6211|Catherine Black

Get your girlfriend pregnant, then make her walk around barefoot.

2009-06-23 07:37:41

#8

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7020|Seattle

FFLink13 wrote:
Ha ha, Ok, this could be good.

Where's he sleeping? If it's in your house, do something crazy to his room and make it seem normal...

I really have no ideas, at the moment, though.

i thought about that too I was thinking of getting a bunch of David Hasslehoff posters and Britney Spears or some shit, but I figured that's probably how his room looks at home lol j/k

Well shit, my bear idea's out the window too. Polar bears, eh? Dang, we only have pussy-ass black bears that run away from you.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-23 07:37:45

#9

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7050|UK

Pretend you have swine flu.

2009-06-23 07:38:34

#10

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget

.Sup wrote:
take him to a sauna full of naked women

Was that sarcasm?

Tell him he has to drive from the airport since you hurt your back just now. That's prank enough

2009-06-23 07:38:47

#11

BRiiNDED: Member; +137|6547

When I first saw your post, I thought you were thinking about messing with him sexually... my bad haha.

I dont know; Link's sounds like a good idea.

Or act as though you have random insane moments, seeing dead people or something similar?

2009-06-23 07:39:24

#12

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7020|Seattle

liquidat0r wrote:
Pretend you have swine flu.

OOOH! I'll tell him we have aids so be careful not to cut himself. That could work

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-23 07:39:26

#13

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7113|Devon, England

King_County_Downy wrote:
FFLink13 wrote:
Ha ha, Ok, this could be good.

Where's he sleeping? If it's in your house, do something crazy to his room and make it seem normal...

I really have no ideas, at the moment, though.
i thought about that too I was thinking of getting a bunch of David Hasslehoff posters and Britney Spears or some shit, but I figured that's probably how his room looks at home lol j/k

Well shit, my bear idea's out the window too. Polar bears, eh? Dang, we only have pussy-ass black bears that run away from you.

Put the pillow at the other end of the bed, or something, for all your rooms (if he's looking) and make it seem like the normal American thing to do (Sleep "upside down").

Maybe just put really gay looking covers on his bed?

2009-06-23 07:45:37

#14

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7020|Seattle

We thought about messing with his room as well, chains, whips, handcuffs, etc. but I didn't feel like going out and buying that crap just for a 5 minute joke. But that would be awsm.

I think when I pick him up from the airport, I'll drive him through the ghetto and pull up in front of some projects and help him unload his bags. I never described my house to him so he might believe me.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-23 07:49:42

#15

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6876|The Twilight Zone

just put a dildo under his pillow and then find it when hes next to the bed. Be amazed: oh Donnie I didn't know you were.... not straight

2009-06-23 07:49:47

#16

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget

King_County_Downy wrote:
We thought about messing with his room as well, chains, whips, handcuffs, etc. but I didn't feel like going out and buying that crap just for a 5 minute joke. But that would be awsm.

I think when I pick him up from the airport, I'll drive him through the ghetto and pull up in front of some projects and help him unload his bags. I never described my house to him so he might believe me.

Try get the cops to pull you over for some useless reason that you won't get a ticket from. Then start panicing about a weed stash under his seat. Or just panic about a stash in general. After all, you are a mule, right?

2009-06-23 07:51:58

#17

Swan: The town bike; +54|5870

take him to a gay bar

2009-06-23 07:58:31

#18

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6934|Gold Coast

King_County_Downy wrote:
We thought about messing with his room as well, chains, whips, handcuffs, etc. but I didn't feel like going out and buying that crap just for a 5 minute joke. But that would be awsm.

I think when I pick him up from the airport, I'll drive him through the ghetto and pull up in front of some projects and help him unload his bags. I never described my house to him so he might believe me.

This ones good.

Make a list of stuff for him to do so he becomes 'American'. Stuff like taking him to a rodeo, eat 4 big macs, drive a 'truck'/hummer/something big, make him go out hunting and say "Catch us some dinner".

noice

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2009-06-23 07:59:38

#19

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6659|Uk

place kitchen knifes all over his room randomly

2009-06-23 08:00:36

#20

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7184

kill him

2009-06-23 08:01:24

#21

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5847|Athens, GA

usmarine wrote:
kill him

fail

2009-06-23 08:02:53

#22

Swan: The town bike; +54|5870

have someone act like you to greet him see if he plays along, then pop out and say ... surprise this is really me

2009-06-23 08:03:25

#23

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7055

King_County_Downy wrote:
We thought about messing with his room as well, chains, whips, handcuffs, etc. but I didn't feel like going out and buying that crap just for a 5 minute joke. But that would be awsm.

I think when I pick him up from the airport, I'll drive him through the ghetto and pull up in front of some projects and help him unload his bags. I never described my house to him so he might believe me.

Chains/whips, etc. That would be fucking l o l

2009-06-23 08:04:02

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7043|London, England

mtb0minime wrote:
Perform some sort of ritual before you eat a meal. Needs candles and dark brooding hymns.

I thought most americans do that anyway, crazy religious,....

2009-06-23 08:06:03

#25

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6964|Texas - Bigger than France

Just put a video camera on a tripod and point it toward the bed he's using.

Then when you give him a tour of the house, quickly take the tripod down and act embarrassed.

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