Watch really, really redneck american tv shows with him for hours. Describe what scenes are your favourite and how you and your friends tried to do your own similar things, etc
Say god bless america every hour on the hour.
Or sing the american national anthem. Act offended if he doesn't do it too.
Or sing the american national anthem. Act offended if he doesn't do it too.
siihb
HAHAHAHAPeter wrote:
Say god bless america every hour on the hour.
Or sing the american national anthem. Act offended if he doesn't do it too.
Oh man you gotta do this.
noice 
So is he here yet?
Since America is a capitalist pig country that is all about money, you should make sure that he has a bunch of George Washingtons ... and then tell him that life in America means tipping everyone that he sees since that's the customary way that we do life in the US. You'll probably need to tip a couple of random people first just to get the gag going ...
Or, be an ultra right-wing, war-mongering, Bush-luvin Republican ...
Or, teach him some of the local lingo and customs, such as (a) complimenting girls boobs is understood to be proper, (b) saying "Amen" all the time rather than "yes" or "OK", (c) patting a girls bottom as she walks away, or (d) American girls find Europeans that speak with a lisp to be particularly sexy.
Or, be an ultra right-wing, war-mongering, Bush-luvin Republican ...
Or, teach him some of the local lingo and customs, such as (a) complimenting girls boobs is understood to be proper, (b) saying "Amen" all the time rather than "yes" or "OK", (c) patting a girls bottom as she walks away, or (d) American girls find Europeans that speak with a lisp to be particularly sexy.
All great ideas. This is going to be fun!
Edit: He arrives in about 4 hours.
Edit: He arrives in about 4 hours.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I was about to say "hang on a second here lads, surely he's going to see this topic" but then I realised he's right now on his way to Amerikka so the chances of him being able to log onto bf2s is slim, touche King Downy, touche.
But you're all fucked if he sees this topic somehow, totally completely fucked
But you're all fucked if he sees this topic somehow, totally completely fucked
Any chance of a video? Lot of awesome ideas here.
I like OH's ideas. If it's possible, video tape some of the fun, and post it to youtube for all of us to see.OrangeHound wrote:
Or, teach him some of the local lingo and customs, such as (a) complimenting girls boobs is understood to be proper, (b) saying "Amen" all the time rather than "yes" or "OK", (c) patting a girls bottom as she walks away, or (d) American girls find Europeans that speak with a lisp to be particularly sexy.
Watch him knock the door and do nothing about it, or hide at your 'meeting' point and watch him panic as he glares at his watch etc. I havent read the thread, huh, - word. Check me out braaah safe
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just put a dildo under his pillow and then find it when hes next to the bed. Be amazed: oh Donnie I didn't know you were.... not straight
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Have a HUUUUUUUGE fight with your gf when you get back. Maybe even make him part of the reason
best ideas yetOrangeHound wrote:
Or, be an ultra right-wing, war-mongering, Bush-luvin Republican ...
Orather than "yes" or "OK", (c) patting a girls bottom as she walks away, or (d) American girls find Europeans that speak with a lisp to be particularly sexy.r, teach him some of the local lingo and customs, such as (a) complimenting girls boobs is understood to be proper, (b) saying "Amen" all the time
Always get donuts for breakfast or something like that. Go to "American" restaurants and order huge amounts of food. Go to taco bell and get some huge number of tacos (Volcano tacos are back )
Either have a huge fight with your girlfriend or get her to pretend to really flirt with don when your not around.
I was thinking about telling him "No matter how much she begs for it dude, you're not allowed to sleep with my gf." or something like that too
Man, He's going to be so confused as to when we're joking or not.
And yes, there will be lots of pictures and videos.
Man, He's going to be so confused as to when we're joking or not.
And yes, there will be lots of pictures and videos.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
As a modification of Peters; get a compass out for the direction of DC, salute and sing the national anthem, making sure he joins in or getting offended.
I like the idea of stopping in the projects as well.
EDIT: On the girlfriend front, invite him to have a threesome with you guys. Be completely serious, no smiles, and say it's normal for guests in America to do this.
I like the idea of stopping in the projects as well.
EDIT: On the girlfriend front, invite him to have a threesome with you guys. Be completely serious, no smiles, and say it's normal for guests in America to do this.
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Or hint that your gf has always wanted to experiment with 2 guys...
I'd karma a metric shit ton of ye if I could
Maybe a super thick country accent would be good too. I've never actually spoken to him so he has no idea how I sound IRL.
"Howdy Anderson, git in! YEEE---HAAAAAAA!!!!!" And then do a burn-out in my truck at the airport
Maybe a super thick country accent would be good too. I've never actually spoken to him so he has no idea how I sound IRL.
"Howdy Anderson, git in! YEEE---HAAAAAAA!!!!!" And then do a burn-out in my truck at the airport
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
When you welcome him kiss him on both cheeks
Oh man, this is going to be jokes.
Convince him he's in redneck country and in order to fit in as a visitor he has to literally paint his neck red
But isn't Downy in Seatle... Isn't exactly dirty south lulz.
do topless thursdays, pretend its the norm where you live. send him to the shop to get some milk or something like that
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella