Would he know that though? And it would be funnier if he WASN'T in the southCybargs wrote:
But isn't Downy in Seatle... Isn't exactly dirty south lulz.
rednecks live everywhereCybargs wrote:
But isn't Downy in Seatle... Isn't exactly dirty south lulz.
Topless Tuesdays has more of a ring to it tbh.FatherTed wrote:
do topless thursdays, pretend its the norm where you live. send him to the shop to get some milk or something like that
Fetish Fridays.
Sucky Sucky Sundaysliquidat0r wrote:
Topless Tuesdays has more of a ring to it tbh.FatherTed wrote:
do topless thursdays, pretend its the norm where you live. send him to the shop to get some milk or something like that
Fetish Fridays.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Pick him up from the airport wearing a mask, that flu thing. On a side note Im in Thailand and the Thai word for pork is "moo" so we are all calling it moo-flu !
Sit on my face and poo in my mouth sundaysFatherTed wrote:
Sucky Sucky Sundaysliquidat0r wrote:
Topless Tuesdays has more of a ring to it tbh.FatherTed wrote:
do topless thursdays, pretend its the norm where you live. send him to the shop to get some milk or something like that
Fetish Fridays.
♥
munt munching mondaysToilet Sex wrote:
Sit on my face and poo in my mouth sundaysFatherTed wrote:
Sucky Sucky Sundaysliquidat0r wrote:
Topless Tuesdays has more of a ring to it tbh.
Fetish Fridays.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Maybe you should just rape him, and and explain that that's how people say hello in the US.
Or better yet all fourKptk92 wrote:
When you welcome him kiss him on both cheeks
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The whole time in the car with him from the airport to your house speak like a retard. Like "HIIII HOWWW ARE YOUUUUU?!" Then when you get home, speak completely normal around your gf.
Tell him to check this thread when he gets to your house. Ask him "Which suggestion do you think I chose?", smile and walk away.
ebug9 wrote:
Tell him to check this thread when he gets to your house. Ask him "Which suggestion do you think I chose?", smile and walk away.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Make up odd customs, IE
-Prayers before bathroom visits
-Cleansing the house of taliban voodoo before meals
-Praying to Obama before bed
Stuff normal americans do, ya know?
-Prayers before bathroom visits
-Cleansing the house of taliban voodoo before meals
-Praying to Obama before bed
Stuff normal americans do, ya know?
Please don't blaspheme the messiah, OK?-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
-Praying to Obama before bed
Make him only drink Budweiser and refer to all European beer as 'piss water'.
*edit:
Send him into the local quickie mart to pick up a box of 'fags' for you.
*edit:
Send him into the local quickie mart to pick up a box of 'fags' for you.
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I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Have really loud sex.
Yes masta, of course mastaOrangeHound wrote:
Please don't blaspheme the messiah, OK?-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
-Praying to Obama before bed
I was already discussing that last night with my gf. She's totally down to pull some jokes to so.... we just might try that one out tonight lolOisín<3 wrote:
Have really loud sex.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I mean I don't see why It has to be a big joke or anything, you could just decide to have really loud sex for the sake of having really loud hard sexKing_County_Downy wrote:
I was already discussing that last night with my gf. She's totally down to pull some jokes to so.... we just might try that one out tonight lolOisín<3 wrote:
Have really loud sex.
Did that last night m8 Moved the bed about 4 feet across the roomMekstizzle wrote:
I mean I don't see why It has to be a big joke or anything, you could just decide to have really loud sex for the sake of having really loud hard sexKing_County_Downy wrote:
I was already discussing that last night with my gf. She's totally down to pull some jokes to so.... we just might try that one out tonight lolOisín<3 wrote:
Have really loud sex.
Too much info?
I'm sure he'll hear some things, his room is directly below ours
Edit: his plane lands in 1 hour!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Don't try to make it too loud and rough then. The bed might go through the floor and BF2s might be down a mod.King_County_Downy wrote:
Did that last night m8 Moved the bed about 4 feet across the roomMekstizzle wrote:
I mean I don't see why It has to be a big joke or anything, you could just decide to have really loud sex for the sake of having really loud hard sexKing_County_Downy wrote:
I was already discussing that last night with my gf. She's totally down to pull some jokes to so.... we just might try that one out tonight lol
Too much info?
I'm sure he'll hear some things, his room is directly below ours
Edit: his plane lands in 1 hour!
Buy him a hooker and when she turns up deny all knowledge. Make sure she has at least 3 STDs.
get a gay mate to come onto him
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
No grizzly's ?King_County_Downy wrote:
i thought about that too I was thinking of getting a bunch of David Hasslehoff posters and Britney Spears or some shit, but I figured that's probably how his room looks at home lol j/kFFLink13 wrote:
Ha ha, Ok, this could be good.
Where's he sleeping? If it's in your house, do something crazy to his room and make it seem normal...
I really have no ideas, at the moment, though.
Well shit, my bear idea's out the window too. Polar bears, eh? Dang, we only have pussy-ass black bears that run away from you.
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I think they're really only up north. I've never seen one around here anyways. Thank fuck really, they're quite a bit crankier than black bears. The only time you need to worry about a black bear is when the mother has a cub. Which actually is right about now in the season.Kmarion wrote:
No grizzly's ?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it