I want to mess with DonFck when he gets here...

2009-06-23 12:06:57

#76

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

Finray wrote:
Buy him a hooker and when she turns up deny all knowledge. Make sure she has at least 3 STDs.

Get him drunk, get a 'friend' to come around who is actually a fat hooker but he doesn't know this, let them have sex and then tell him who she was the next day.

2009-06-23 12:36:41

#77

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6620|Winland

FatherTed wrote:
get a gay mate to come onto him

Go meet him WITH a gay mate. Refer to him as "the gf".

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-06-23 12:37:16

#78

Kez: Member; +778|6126|London, UK

Show symptoms of swine flu

2009-06-23 12:57:07

#79

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget

King_County_Downy wrote:
ebug9 wrote:
Tell him to check this thread when he gets to your house. Ask him "Which suggestion do you think I chose?", smile and walk away.

We're so banned...

2009-06-23 13:01:20

#80

JahManRed: wank; +646|7051|IRELAND

Piss in his beer.

2009-06-23 13:17:57

#81

bennisboy: Member; +829|7069|Poundland

goggle him and take a photo. post said photo on here

2009-06-23 13:20:08

#82

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7044|London, England

When you realise that DonFuck actually comes from the backwards areas of Finland, well, don't be surprised if he's the one that ends up messing with you and making you feel scared shitless

Sometimes it's easy to forget that he comes from a very weird place, Finland

So many surprises, so little time..

2009-06-23 13:40:31

#83

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7072

It's true, Donnie is from the country that gave us the Dudesons, he'll probably scare the shit out of you.

2009-06-23 13:45:01

#84

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6969

Tell him when you go into a public place he has to lift his shirt and spin to prove he isn't a terrorist. Also, your house gets burglarized at least 3-4 nights a week. Queue noises.

2009-06-23 13:48:28

#85

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6923|so randum

JahManRed wrote:
Piss in his beer.

in his american beer? could be an improvement...

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-06-23 13:56:38

#86

bennisboy: Member; +829|7069|Poundland

DonFck him in the bum

2009-06-23 13:57:55

#87

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7114|Devon, England

I just thought of a great one, but I guess it's too late...

When you're driving home, keep checking your rear mirror, and eventually state you're being followed by what looks like an armed gang...

Go on from there

Also, Freezer's idea is the best so far.

2009-06-23 14:20:47