JahManRed
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+646|7050|IRELAND

A man caught with suspected cocaine worth £6,000 has told the High Court he thought he had bought medication for boosting his sexual performance.
Marek Cernay, 26, said he paid £25 for the drug after confiding his problems with erectile dysfunction to a stranger he met at a supermarket in Coleraine.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8117171.stm

Mr Cernay claimed to have met a man in a Tesco car park and told him about his erectile dysfunction. Because thats the kinda thing to talk to strangers about in tesco carparks?
So the guy sells him £6000 worth of Coke for £25 and tells him its sex medicine to help his floppy one.
"But Mr Justice McLaughlin questioned the alleged circumstances of Cernay meeting someone and "within minutes discussing his erectile dysfunction, to find this man mysteriously has the answer for £25".
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
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wp imo
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6948|South Florida
its the strange excuses that have the best results
15 more years! 15 more years!
theDude5B
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Come on Jahman, we all know it was you!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7043|London, England

theDude5B wrote:

Come on Jahman, we all know it was you!
Oh did you just say Jahman is from Northern Ireland, that's like calling a Canadian an American, that's like calling an Indian a Pakistani, that's like calling an Australian a New Zealander

You just don't do shit like that, there's so much history and ethnic and religious tension that you'll never understand!








But yeah it was probably Jahman...

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-06-24 08:22:20)

theDude5B
Cool member
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Well last time I spoke with him he was living in Northern Ireland, so unless he has moved.

Doubt it though cause he has a MASSIVE house there!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7043|London, England

theDude5B wrote:

Well last time I spoke with him he was living in Northern Ireland, so unless he has moved.

Doubt it though cause he has a MASSIVE bomb factory there!
fixed
henno13
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ATG
Banned
+5,233|6952|Global Command
I can speak from personal experience that snorting cocaine does nothing to encourage a boner.
.Sup
be nice
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ATG wrote:

I can speak from personal experience that snorting cocaine does nothing to encourage a boner.
that is true
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Ryan
Member
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ATG wrote:

I can speak from personal experience that snorting cocaine does nothing to encourage a boner.
You're supposed to let your wee wee snort the cocaine.
[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi
Why walk when you can dance?
+77|7010|sWEEDen
Coke is the most unseless drug out there, why why oh my god why??
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6642|Phoenix, AZ

Mitch wrote:

its the strange excuses that have the best results
That is a way of thinking... It's true too


[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi wrote:

Coke is the most unseless drug out there, why why oh my god why??
Yeah, I dont get this either... It makes you energetic and happy right? Or is there something else i'm missing?

I know people tend to use it with partys and shit, but those are mild users that treat cocaine like beer and dont really think much of it


It is on the list of substances to research at least once


+ It's expensive as fuck and wares off rather quickly iirc

Last edited by GodFather (2009-06-24 18:30:04)

[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi
Why walk when you can dance?
+77|7010|sWEEDen
If I want the effects of coke I just stop using thc for a couple of days instead

Not worth the money unless you live in south america, pure shit.
[pothead]freak
Member
+3|5878

[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi wrote:

If I want the effects of coke I just stop using thc for a couple of days instead
lol good one hehe
JahManRed
wank
+646|7050|IRELAND

[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi wrote:

Coke is the most unseless drug out there, why why oh my god why??
Turns people into egotistical cocks in my experience. Gives me a floppy one as well. Haven't touched it since I pulled one of the hottest women I ever had and couldn't get the 'old man' to work, fucking gutted.

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