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2009-07-06 18:09:14

#1

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

Please sit on your bar stool. Enjoy your flight.

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"The Irish no-frills carrier is looking at the possibility of increasing capacity on flights by getting some passengers to squat on stools"

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090706/tu … 23e80.html

2009-07-06 18:27:08

#2

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6951|Global Command

Next will be wing seating.

oh wait Great Potato Famine, The Musical. That'll be next.

_{well fuck, what are we to talk about ffs???}

2009-07-06 18:28:24

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

ATG wrote:
well fuck, what are we to talk about ffs???

safety? i dunno

2009-07-06 18:29:49

#4

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6123|College Park, MD

Isn't that highly dangerous and illegal?

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2009-07-06 18:29:56

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6951|Global Command

usmarine wrote:
ATG wrote:
well fuck, what are we to talk about ffs???
safety? i dunno

Oh.

Well, I'm sure the " stools " will have seatbelts and secure bolting to the cabin floor.

Or were you thinking it would be like this;

https://www.summerofsoftware.org/SoSE2007/images/three-legged-stool.jpg

2009-07-06 18:34:35

#6

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7138

They are letting people ride on the roof on India airlines...lol

Love is the answer

2009-07-06 18:39:23

#7

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6970|San Diego, CA, USA

Or how about this:

Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention

2009-07-06 18:55:50

#8

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6711|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Harmor wrote:
Or how about this:

Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

got it, note to self: fly qantas

2009-07-06 18:56:57

#9

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

cowami wrote:
Harmor wrote:
Or how about this:

Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y
got it, note to self: fly qantas

thats air newzeeeeeeeeland

and that one FA is a mutter

2009-07-06 22:29:08

#10

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7141|California

I'd stool everywhere upon takeoff

2009-07-06 22:47:32

#11

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6400|Blue Mountain State

i thought the title was for a gay cruise ship.

https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey

2009-07-07 00:05:56

#12

Lai: Member; +186|6573

ATG wrote:
usmarine wrote:
ATG wrote:
well fuck, what are we to talk about ffs???
safety? i dunno
Oh.

Well, I'm sure the " stools " will have seatbelts and secure bolting to the cabin floor.

Or were you thinking it would be like this;

http://www.summerofsoftware.org/SoSE200 … -stool.jpg

In Russia, we had stools like that in bus!

2009-07-07 02:23:16

#13

Ioan92: Member; +337|6144

Capitalism makes people gay and this is a perfect example.

This is probably where those Ryannair fucks took the idea: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31671154/ns/travel-news

Fuck help us all.

2009-07-07 02:27:20

#14

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7232|Nårvei

usmarine wrote:
cowami wrote:
Harmor wrote:
Or how about this:

Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y
got it, note to self: fly qantas
thats air newzeeeeeeeeland

and that one FA is a mutter

Qantas is Australian is it not?

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-07-07 02:28:35

#15

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6552|Carnoustie MASSIF

Harmor wrote:
Or how about this:

Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

Oh, they're all naked, took me about a minute and a half to recognise that.

2009-07-07 02:47:48

#16

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|6407|Aus, Qld

Varegg wrote:
usmarine wrote:
cowami wrote:

got it, note to self: fly qantas
thats air newzeeeeeeeeland

and that one FA is a mutter
Qantas is Australian is it not?

Why yes it is, have a look at what it stands for .

2009-07-07 02:59:58

#17

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7232|Nårvei

bakinacake wrote:
Varegg wrote:
usmarine wrote:
thats air newzeeeeeeeeland

and that one FA is a mutter
Qantas is Australian is it not?
Why yes it is, have a look at what it stands for .

Queensland and northern territory or something along those lines ...

Misquoted usmarine btw ... was targeted at cowami ...

Edit:

wikipedia wrote:
Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-07-07 03:04:38

#18

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7086|NT, like Mick Dundee

Doesn't stand for anything anymore Bak, hasn't for a while.

The company is Qantas blah blah corporate shit now, not QANTAS (Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services).

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-07-07 03:09:12

#19

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6885|Tyne & Wear, England

Try not ever to fly Ryanair, it is a joke.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2009-07-07 04:15:42

#20

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|6407|Aus, Qld

Flecco wrote:
Doesn't stand for anything anymore Bak, hasn't for a while.

The company is Qantas blah blah corporate shit now, not QANTAS (Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services).

yeah and they suck too, too expensive for some piece of crap cereal on the plane..

2009-07-07 04:17:45

#21

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5848|Dublin, Ireland

Originally the plan was to stand, and it was only for short flights such as to Britain and other parts of Ireland.

I think it's a good idea.

2009-07-07 04:54:59

#22

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6922|so randum

without reading the op link, this is ryanair isn't it?

assuming it is;

i hate ryanair with a passion. 'no i don't want your overpriced food, no i don't want some perfume, no i don't want a lottery ticket, no i don't want a watch, no i don't want anythng, shut up before i blow the hatches'

and the way the pilots fly, arrrrgggghhhhhhhhh 'lets get this plane up and down as fast as is mechanically possible, and ta feck with what it feels like in the cabin'

i could put a jet down better than those retards.

which is why when i do the 30minute hop to belfast, i go BMI.

most of the time.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-07-07 06:00:44

#23

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6527|eXtreme to the maX

Harmor wrote:
Or how about this:

Airline crew bares all to get flyers' attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

What the hell is a 'liff jicket'?

Fuck Israel

2009-07-07 09:08:10

#24

Racoon_Flyer: Member; +10|6356|Cambridge, UK

Ryanair is probably one of the worst airlines that exists (If you don't count places like Africa and poor parts of Asia), and this just sums them up.

Last edited by Racoon_Flyer (2009-07-07 09:23:37)

2009-07-20 08:53:22

#25

Chorcai: Member; +49|7069|Ireland

I think I have used them twice, I cant stand them, alsoif their Irish then use the fucking euro not the pound, does my fucking head in.

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