KuSTaV
noice
+947|6933|Gold Coast
Stories like this always make me laugh.
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RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6902|Somewhere else

reminds me of that Yahoo! Answers question where a woman was asking for a good way to confront her son cause she found pornographic magazines of MEN, in his room, she goes on to say "he is obviously hiding a secret girlfriend he has, and she is sneaking into his room with these magazines."

ummm....
Noobpatty
ʎʇʇɐdqoou
+194|6776|West NY

[-DER-]Omega wrote:

pool's closed
Watch, she'll actually get AIDS.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7067

Poseidon wrote:

Magdalena Kwiatkowska
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lol at the pic yea wuts wrong with these people
Noobpatty
ʎʇʇɐdqoou
+194|6776|West NY
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7071

RoosterCantrell wrote:

reminds me of that Yahoo! Answers question where a woman was asking for a good way to confront her son cause she found pornographic magazines of MEN, in his room, she goes on to say "he is obviously hiding a secret girlfriend he has, and she is sneaking into his room with these magazines."

ummm....
LOL. Parents can be fucking stupid when they don't want to believe something. Fortunately mine always believe the worst case scenario, so they don't end up suing people. It does mean I get hit with sticks though.
Narupug
Fodder Mostly
+150|6019|Vacationland
Reminds me of the old saying Son of a gun where a guy gets shot in an in pleasent place and it hits a and impregnates her, it was used as an ecuse for getting laid and not wanting to tell anyone who the father was.  It was actually busted by the Mythbusters.

At least she didn't go with the impregnated by god crap.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7023|132 and Bush

Remember this story the next time you accidentally swallow some pool water.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6999|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Unless the water itself was replace with sperm i cant see this happen anytime soon.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7023|132 and Bush

MYTH - A Woman Cannot Get Pregnant During Water Sex:

Do not be fooled by the widely held misconception that a woman cannot get pregnant if she has sex in the water. The fact is that nothing in water can kill sperm or prevent a pregnancy from happening. Basically, once sperm have been ejaculated into the vagina, their goal is to find an egg to fertilize, and water will not stop this mission. Water will not act as a contraceptive.

MYTH - The Higher Temperatures of Hot Tubs and Jacuzzis Help Prevent Pregnancy:

Many people believe that it is safe to have sex in a hot tub or Jacuzzi due to the mistaken belief that the heat in a hot tub kills sperm. Although being in a hot tub for more than 30 minutes may slightly lower sperm count, it does not decrease the number of sperm to a “safe” amount. Even with the lower sperm count, a man can still ejaculate 200 to 500 million healthy sperm, and it only takes one to fertilize an egg.

MYTH - You Can Get Pregnant if Swimming in a Pool Where There is Sperm:

This is also a common myth. If a man ejaculates into the water, it is highly unlikely that a woman will get pregnant. There are many explanations as to why women cannot get pregnant just by swimming in a pool where sperm may be present. If ejaculation takes place in hot water (like a hot tub or Jacuzzi), or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles, chlorine, or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Also, the water in a pool is too cold for sperm to live. Sperm could last for only a few minutes if a man ejaculates in warm water with no chemicals (like a bath tub).

It is also unlikely that the microscopic sperm could travel through the water of water in a bath tub, pool or Jacuzzi to arrive at a vagina. Finally, if a woman is just sitting in a hot tub or swimming in a pool, her vagina is not “open,” so the sperm have a very low chance of getting in. According to the American Pregnancy Association, “pregnancy occurring from this [ejaculation in the water] is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all.”


Kmarion, delivering what we all already knew.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
justice
OctoPoster
+978|7163|OctoLand
This story turns me on
I know fucking karate
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7003|the dank(super) side of Oregon
Kmarion; supplying another hot load of truth.
Zukabazuka
Member
+23|7107
I wonder how they found out she was pregnant? Did they decide to do test after the swimming pool or did they notice if shes been pregnant for a long time?
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7071

Reciprocity wrote:

Kmarion; supplying another hot load of truth onto the face of lies
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6358
I love how she can't even get around to think that her daughter isn't a whore

Like, "Well no my kid would never do that I teach her to use protection she well brought up".

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