BF2S Forums Why isn't there an asian whore class?

Or at least whorebots, like at the hotel at Kark.

I can picture it now. You're AT. You've just taken the Square. You're running towards the Train Accident.  You're passing through the archway and you see the Suburb go white on your mini map. You run up the stairs, throught the crack in the wall of that little park area and you stop. There's a Vodnic, with someone in the top turret. A Vodnic!!! You're scared, you can't move. But the flag is going down. You see it drop, inch by inch. What shall you do!??!? Then, to your left, a Humvee comes barreling up the ramp. Out pops a Spec Ops. He doesn't even wait for his vehicle to stop. The Vodnic lights up the street in a hail of steel. He jukes, he jives, the Spec Ops jumps and dives. He gets up, tosses a C4 pack to the passenger door, runs around to the rear of the vehicle. The flag's almost up then.... boom!



The dust settles. He comes around the building, squats down. You're still standing there with hot stool in your drawers. You can't get over the shock. Then, just as the flag becomes neutral, you hear a rumble. Bam! An explosion against the side of the Suburb. A tank and APC roll up. They're MEC!!!!! Spec Ops jumps over the stone wall, attaches two C4 packs to the rear of the APC, boom! The tank begins to back up. Spec Ops runs. He tosses one pack just below the turret but his sprint runs out! He throws another. Ah! It didnt make it. Fell short in front of the tank. He presses, boom!



But the tank is still there. Smoking. He's out of C4! THE TANK OPENS FIRE. BOOM! Just missing Spec Op's head! Tank opens up with his 7.62 gun as he waits for his main gun to reload. You see dust fly off Spec's chest. He's been hit! But he turns, runs, dives for the TOW. He swings it around, fires, tank fires! BOOM! BOOM!

You: OMG that was awesome!
Spec Ops: *Dead* lol i couldnt uv done it wit out datr azn whorz!1 stop at hot1l

Last edited by JimKong (2006-04-03 19:31:49)

hmmmmm.... ok. Closed.