Sniping Penguins

2009-07-16 04:10:42

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6922|so randum

BBC wrote:
Professional snipers have been brought in to guard a vulnerable colony of penguins in Australia.

The deployment follows the mysterious deaths of nine of the furry, flightless birds over the last two weeks.

The mutilated bodies of the animals, known as fairy penguins, were found in a national park near Sydney harbour.

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To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards.

They have started night patrols and have instructions to do what it takes to protect these tiny creatures.

They have joined a legion of volunteers, who have also been guarding the birds during the hours of darkness when they are most vulnerable to attack.

bless ya's

Last edited by FatherTed (2009-07-16 04:11:24)

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2009-07-16 04:11:55

#2

Kez: Member; +778|6125|London, UK

ted why have you put up a picture of you

2009-07-16 04:12:46

#3

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6827|NSW, Australia

no one fucks with our penguins

2009-07-16 04:13:08

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6922|so randum

Kptk92 wrote:
ted why have you put up a picture of you

i think you look a little like pingu mate

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2009-07-16 04:14:08

#5

Burwhale: Save the BlobFish!; +136|6644|Brisneyland

Father Ted wrote:
Silly Aussies

Well we wanted the penguins to protect themselves but it turns out they refuse to use guns. Damn pacifist liberal commie penguins. They deserve to die. Penguin life carries on because rough men...blah blah blah

2009-07-16 04:16:31

#6

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6922|so randum

Burwhale wrote:
Father Ted wrote:
Silly Aussies
Well we wanted the penguins to protect themselves but it turns out they refuse to use guns. Damn pacifist liberal commie penguins. They deserve to die. Penguin life carries on because rough men...blah blah blah

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-07-16 04:19:21

#7

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6933|Gold Coast

Its a pretty good job mate.

noice

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2009-07-16 04:22:09

#8

Burwhale: Save the BlobFish!; +136|6644|Brisneyland

All jokes aside. There are bugger all of those penguins left, so they need to be protected or its extinction time.

2009-07-16 05:14:37

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7196|Noizyland

Strangely enough Fairy Penguins, (we call 'em Little Blue Penguins because we lack imagination but at least it doesn't sound gay,) have been dying over here too, there was an article in the paper about it today - this article being about ten times the size of the one regarding the 7.8 earthquake we had last night.

I'd also just like the say that Pingu is awesome.

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2009-07-16 05:27:40

#10

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6574|what

Turns out Penguins are harder to train with high powered rifles than we thought so we were forced to hire an outside mercenary group.

2009-07-16 06:09:37

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7042|London, England

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Oh yeah, and they're not Sniping Penguins. They're protecting the penguins with Snipers. Because they keep on getting killed by Dogs and Foxes, and Australia can't allow nature to take its course as it's unaustralian to do that. They also take things personally when it comes to animals like how they started killing Manta Rays after Irwin got shanked by one.

Australia and Animals......

Then again if the Dogs and Foxes are invasive species then you might aswell shoot them all

"Bullfrog, that's an odd name, I'd have called them ChazWozzers"

2009-07-16 06:17:09

#12

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6644|Escea

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2009-07-16 06:18:05

#13

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6574|what

M.O.A.B wrote:
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Ironic that it probably is feral cats which killed the penguins.

2009-07-16 06:33:37

#14

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6613|Roma

Mekstizzle wrote:
... Irwin got shanked by one.

I didn't even need to look to know you're from the South of England..

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2009-07-16 08:46:30

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7095|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The coolest Penguin ever

2009-07-16 08:47:41

#16

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6644|Escea

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2009-07-16 08:59:23

#17

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6574|what

We'll get some penguins to watch over the penguins.

2009-07-16 09:03:01

#18

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6860|King Of The Islands

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My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-07-16 09:27:39

#19

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7138

Mekstizzle wrote:
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Oh yeah, and they're not Sniping Penguins. They're protecting the penguins with Snipers. Because they keep on getting killed by Dogs and Foxes, and Australia can't allow nature to take its course as it's unaustralian to do that. They also take things personally when it comes to animals like how they started killing Manta Rays after Irwin got shanked by one.

Australia and Animals......

Then again if the Dogs and Foxes are invasive species then you might aswell shoot them all

"Bullfrog, that's an odd name, I'd have called them ChazWozzers"

Foxes are an invasive species k.

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2009-07-16 09:48:19

#20

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7042|London, England

Thanks for establishing something which I already suggested in the post. Mr "Not really an Asian, even though I look Asian. But I'm not Asian because I'm half white and I hate it when people call me Asian why can't you call me white".

2009-07-16 09:54:15

#21

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7265|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Cheez wrote:
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Now THAT'S gangsta.

2009-07-16 10:03:35

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6210|Catherine Black

RavyGravy wrote:
no one fucks with our penguins

Someone make a motivational:

Australia
No-one fucks with our pengiuns.

Wait how the fuck do you guys HAVE pengiuns, it's like 100 C there.

2009-07-16 10:04:16

#23

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7265|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Finray wrote:
RavyGravy wrote:
no one fucks with our penguins

Someone make a motivational:

Australia
No-one fucks with our pengiuns.

Wait how the fuck do you guys HAVE pengiuns, it's like 100 C there.

I haz penguinz.

In my's kernel!

2009-07-16 10:05:03

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7042|London, England

Finray wrote:
RavyGravy wrote:
no one fucks with our penguins

Someone make a motivational:

Australia
No-one fucks with our pengiuns.

Wait how the fuck do you guys HAVE pengiuns, it's like 100 C there.

Yeah actually not all of Australia is a god forsaken hell hole worse than the Middle East, only most of it.

2009-07-16 18:48:04

#25

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7086|NT, like Mick Dundee

Jrdeacs wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Finray wrote:

Someone make a motivational:

Australia
No-one fucks with our pengiuns.

Wait how the fuck do you guys HAVE pengiuns, it's like 100 C there.
Yeah actually not all of Australia is a god forsaken hell hole worse than the Middle East, only most of it.

Mek knows not what he talks of.

Ignore the jealous Englishman.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

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