First one to use all of the above while jacking off gets a prize..Sup wrote:
you dont need all thismafia996630 wrote:
Jack off!to jack offTSI wrote:
So, I got home. I'm alone. Here's what I have:
7000 sq ft house (I think)
2 cars
5 computers
enough booze and food to last a month
A lot of speakers
A pool
Lots of heavy power tools
Blowtorches
Gasoline tanks
500 bucks.
Save my week, BF2s!!
your moms friend is pretty hot.
Wat. K I am comingTSI wrote:
I've got an orgy marathon set up for next week.
Get Gooners and Ebug over.
To Paris?Winston_Churchill wrote:
Wat. K I am comingTSI wrote:
I've got an orgy marathon set up for next week.
I like pie.
What!? You said Ottawa earlier!TSI wrote:
To Paris?Winston_Churchill wrote:
Wat. K I am comingTSI wrote:
I've got an orgy marathon set up for next week.
Meh, I'm crashing your Ottawa house then
Why hello Marilyn Wilson.TSI wrote:
First listing on my friend's mom's site:SealXo wrote:
he lies there are no 7k sqft houses in ottawa lols
http://www.dreamproperties.com/DP/index.asp?home_id=90
8000 sq ft.
Park your car next to the pool. Put all five computer monitors on the hood of your ca showing various porn. Duct tape power tools to nearby fence/post Tape the power tools' triggers on, plug them in. set a microphone close to the running power tools and hook it up to your stereo and move the speakers near the car. Crank up the mic'ed power tools playing through the stereo. Set the blow torches on tall objects on either side of the car right next to the windows. Light them. Float half empty gas tanks in pool, leaving the lids off. Light gas tanks with a long stick. Make a delicious sandwich. Set delicious sandwich on the dash. Make a fancy hat out of five hundred dollars. Put fancy money hat on. Get drunk..Sup wrote:
you dont need all thismafia996630 wrote:
Jack off!to jack offTSI wrote:
So, I got home. I'm alone. Here's what I have:
7000 sq ft house (I think)
2 cars
5 computers
enough booze and food to last a month
A lot of speakers
A pool
Lots of heavy power tools
Blowtorches
Gasoline tanks
500 bucks.
Save my week, BF2s!!
Get into the car and proceed to masturbate furiously to the computer porn, to the soothing ripples on the pool, to the awesome blowtorches, to the floating gas tanks of fire, while headbanging to to the stereo playing power tool sounds. Finish off massive jack off session. Eat delicious sandwich. Enjoy the evening while still wearing fancy money hat. Enjoy life.
Fin~
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The orgy's in Paris. You can crash my Ottawa house if you like. Good luck getting past my father.Winston_Churchill wrote:
What!? You said Ottawa earlier!TSI wrote:
To Paris?Winston_Churchill wrote:
Wat. K I am coming
Meh, I'm crashing your Ottawa house then
I like pie.
Aww nuts, what times of the year are you in Ottawa? I have cousins that live in Alymer, Quebec so I like to go visit there while I'm still 18TSI wrote:
The orgy's in Paris. You can crash my Ottawa house if you like. Good luck getting past my father.Winston_Churchill wrote:
What!? You said Ottawa earlier!TSI wrote:
To Paris?
Meh, I'm crashing your Ottawa house then
get 500 $1 hookers or 1 $500 hooker.
News: I'm out of vodka, and I decided not to go to Paris (turns out the orgy was non-existent).
BBQ up!
A friend of mine got some thermite--going to his house instead. Love all of you that showed up.
BBQ up!
A friend of mine got some thermite--going to his house instead. Love all of you that showed up.
I like pie.