should I test drive one of these condoms?

2009-07-29 19:41:51

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6123|College Park, MD

I've never put one on before and I don't want to be fumbling around when the time comes. Plus what if they're too small/tight?

The thing that's keeping me is that these are fucking expensive. Which I guess makes sense; if you can't afford condoms you probably shouldn't be having sex because you definitely can't afford a damn kid.

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2009-07-29 19:43:15

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6959|Long Island, New York

you fucking roll it on...it's not hard hurricane, aren't you going into engineering ffs?

2009-07-29 19:44:33

#3

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6123|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:
you fucking roll it on...it's not hard hurricane, aren't you going into engineering ffs?

I know but WHAT IF

2009-07-29 19:44:49

#4

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6574|what

How badly could you stuff it up?

2009-07-29 19:46:04

#5

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6123|College Park, MD

Okay fuck it I can figure it out when the time comes, but now another question:

where the fuck should I keep one? The box says not to keep it in a wallet cos it can degrade the latex, but then where do I keep it? I won't always be in reach of my desk when I need a condom.

2009-07-29 19:46:05

#6

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6959|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
you fucking roll it on...it's not hard hurricane, aren't you going into engineering ffs?
I know but WHAT IF

No what if. Do as.

2009-07-29 19:46:13

#7

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6918

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Plus what if they're too small/tight?

take it back, and tell them you said "condom" and not "water baloon".

2009-07-29 19:47:03

#8

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6943|...

Do it, this will save your mom from having to wash your sheets.

Your trolls are getting less clever.

2009-07-29 19:47:39

#9

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7160|Toronto | Canada

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Okay fuck it I can figure it out when the time comes, but now another question:

where the fuck should I keep one? The box says not to keep it in a wallet cos it can degrade the latex, but then where do I keep it? I won't always be in reach of my desk when I need a condom.

1 in your wallet at all times
Rest in your room/lady friend's room

2009-07-29 19:48:30

#10

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6574|what

Keep one in your back pocket.

2009-07-29 19:51:06

#11

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7114

Generally most sexually active girls have condoms on them.

Keeping a condom in your wallet is sort of a douche bag thing to do.

If you have a special lady in mind, tell her to keep some wrappers in her bag.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Plus what if they're too small/tight?

Buy Magnums or XL condoms if you've got some meat to speak for.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-07-29 19:52:40)

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2009-07-29 19:55:03

#12

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6993

get some and do a test run, just try and put one on before the time lol

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2009-07-29 19:56:31

#13

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7114

Toilet Sex wrote:
get some and do a test run, just try and put one on before the time lol

It's really not hard. Well your something should be hard. But the act itself is not hard.

x

2009-07-29 19:57:34

#14

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6733

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-07-29 19:59:10

#15

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7248|Lithuania

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Plus what if they're too small/tight?

trust me that won't be the case

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2009-07-29 19:59:54

#16

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6993

Superior Mind wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
get some and do a test run, just try and put one on before the time lol
It's really not hard. Well your something should be hard. But the act itself is not hard.

it should make him feel better if he tries it though, even if he might feel kinda stupid doing it by himself

[-DER-]Omega wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Plus what if they're too small/tight?
trust me that won't be the case

sounds like the voice of experience amirite

Last edited by Toilet Sex (2009-07-29 20:00:50)

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2009-07-29 20:05:50

#17

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7248|Lithuania

Toilet Sex wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
get some and do a test run, just try and put one on before the time lol
It's really not hard. Well your something should be hard. But the act itself is not hard.
it should make him feel better if he tries it though, even if he might feel kinda stupid doing it by himself

[-DER-]Omega wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Plus what if they're too small/tight?
trust me that won't be the case
sounds like the voice of experience amirite

come and see for yourself