Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7044|Little Bentcock

DonFck wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

GR34 wrote:

I almost had to use surran wrap my 2nd time lol then she found one in her moms drawer
Then pooper shoot-her
You know how much different bacteria reside in those areas? Wrap it up tight when you're going there!
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Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7106|Espoo, Finland

DonFck wrote:

Gawwad wrote:

DonFck wrote:

- If you're at your place, have good waterbased lube around. In a longer session, the lubricant in a rubber wears off and you're going to be in pain. A squirt of lube and you'll be going like a Duracell bunny again, with a smile on your face.
This is good advice. Also some condoms really suck when it comes to the lubricant.
I tried the new RFSU Ultra Thin rubbers yesterday, motherfuckers don't have any lube on them whatsoever. The tube in the perv-drawer certainly came in handy.

Don't buy them.
Same with Näkki.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6123|College Park, MD

Adams_BJ wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


Then pooper shoot-her
You know how much different bacteria reside in those areas? Wrap it up tight when you're going there!
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he's not fucking a turkey
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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7112|Devon, England
It's real easy. Pinch the end that the bubble thing sticks out at, roll it on, well.

I haven't done it in a while, though... I like it when she does it

But yeah, don't worry about it.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6999|Columbus, OH
udontneedonecuzucantgiturhandzprego
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7042|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I've never put one on before and I don't want to be fumbling around when the time comes. Plus what if they're too small/tight?
More like what if they're too big eh Hurricat
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7053

eh
mafia996630
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meh
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5918|England
can't you yanks get them free?
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7141|California

Birth control. Much easier (for you)
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6123|College Park, MD

stryyker wrote:

Birth control. Much easier (for you)
I haven't asked her if she's on the pill yet. We were actually talking the other day about how far we're willing to go, and she says that at least at the moment she doesn't want to have sex just yet. Says she thinks she's just not ready for it at this age. I respect that, but I bought some just in case she ever changes her mind.
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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7081|The darkside of Denver
Its not fucking rocket science.  You should stop worrying about this trivial shit and concentrate on your girl.  When things do happen you'll know what to do, its fucking for pete sake, that condom will make its way onto your schlong, I promise.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6747|England

FFLink wrote:

It's real easy. Pinch the end that the bubble thing sticks out at, roll it on, well.

I haven't done it in a while, though... I like it when she does it

But yeah, don't worry about it.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7070

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Okay fuck it I can figure it out when the time comes, but now another question:

where the fuck should I keep one? The box says not to keep it in a wallet cos it can degrade the latex, but then where do I keep it? I won't always be in reach of my desk when I need a condom.
You worry too much man. I generally stick mine in my wallet because then I'll know I'll always have one in a specific place. Believe me, nothing is worse then completing the warm up and finding out you don't have a bloody condom.

If you're worried about the latex being degraded then constantly replace the buggers. If you're lucky enough to be getting regular sex then a day in the wallet won't cause that much damage anyway. Have her carry a couple, plant some around your room, plant some in her room and if you're really worried grow a fro and stash it uptop.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7053

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

f you're really worried grow a fro and stash it uptop.
or down there
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7102|Disaster Free Zone
Always remember condoms shouldn't used for more then 20 mins. But I suppose thats not a problem for most of you here.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7112|Devon, England

DrunkFace wrote:

Always remember condoms shouldn't used for more then 20 mins. But I suppose thats not a problem for most of you here.
Fuck, seriously?
Scratch[USA]
Member
+105|6968
Just make sure she is on top.  Then she won't get pregnant.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6644|Escea

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

DonFck wrote:


You know how much different bacteria reside in those areas? Wrap it up tight when you're going there!
http://www.4us2play.co.uk/acatalog/n139 … douche.jpg
he's not fucking a turkey
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7042|London, England

DrunkFace wrote:

Always remember condoms shouldn't used for more then 20 mins. But I suppose thats not a problem for most of you here.
Wow, the more you know...


So I guess they've designed it to last about 10 times longer than it needs to, that's what you call extreme safety and redundancy! Kudos to the Condom engineers, Kudos indeed

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