Ultrafunkula
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A mysterious 'alien like' creature horrified holidaymakers after it washed up on a beach on the Gower Peninsula in Wales.

The writhing mass of tentacles, which measured at least 6ft from end to end, was described by a zoology expert today as 'like something out of Doctor Who'.
Hundreds of people flocked to Oxwich Beach near Swansea to catch a glimpse of the monster.


But fears of a UFO invasion were put to rest as scientists revealed it was a seething mass of goose barnacles that was swept up from the depths of the ocean by bad weather.The barnacles - long writhing stalks or pendulates, tipped with shells - are normally found deep below the waves, but were washed up clinging to a log.
Professor Paul Brain, of Swansea University, said: 'One child screamed out that it resembled something from Dr Who and I would have to agree with her - it made very bizarre viewing.


'In fact they were probably the biggest specimens of free-floating goose barnacles I've seen.
'The log is about two metres long and as thick as a telegraph pole so I wouldn't be surprised if there were a couple of thousand barnacles on there.'
Holidaymaker Rebecca Porter said the log was like 'a large living sea monster'.

She said: 'The stalk on which the puffin-shaped head sat on was soft and rubbery and moved like a snake.

'They appeared to be attached to a piece of driftwood but it could hardly be seen as it was densely covered with these huge tentacles that opened and closed, thrusting out fronds like uncurling ferns.'


The tentacled creature relies on water motion for feeding - leading to it frequently being washed up on shore.

The barnacle extends its fan-like array of limbs to catch plankton, and attaches itself to surfaces by its stalk - leaving it unable to move from the point it is fixed.
There was also a second barnacle-covered log, measuring around 1ft in length, which washed up alongside the bigger one.


Professor Brain said: 'They tend to live in the oceans and can attach themselves to the bottom of ships.

'It's normally found in quite deep water but occasionally they can be found on debris that has become dislodged from the sea bed and has washed up on the shore.
'I would think the bad weather caused by the jet stream in the past month has probably dislodged these barnacle infested logs from their resting places, giving people a rare look at them for free on the beach.'
Professor Brain added: 'They're actually a delicacy in Spain although I haven't seen any Spanish people trying to chisel them off.

'Back in the old days, people thought barnacle geese hatched from them. A Welsh monk in the 12th century, Giraldus Cambrensis, even claimed to have seen geese hatching from them.'
In Portugal and Spain, the barnacles are a widely consumed and expensive delicacy known as percebes. They have a briny taste and are served steaming hot with their triangular shells still attached.
Sauce n' pix.

Z0mg! Cthulhu!!!
Oisín<3
>rush.Irishpride
+139|5847|Dublin, Ireland
Looks like seaweed tbh.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6940|Adelaide, South Australia

I can only imagine how deadly awesome it would be if that/they were a hive-minded creature/s.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6693
Looks delicious.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7052|Finland

I love how the guys name is "Professor Brain".
I need around tree fiddy.
henno13
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Oisín<3 wrote:

Looks like seaweed tbh.
mafia996630
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very cool still.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6644|Escea

Some sort of seaweed colony by the looks of it.
SEREVENT
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+605|6528|Birmingham, UK
I want one!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6894|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hmm. Where is '27 anyways? The other resident 9-17 member seems to be slacking today. Mebe he's home with the piggyflu
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6987|England

Now thats freaky. Imagine if YOU had seen that wash up on the beach...
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7066

Snake wrote:

Now thats freaky. Imagine if YOU had seen that wash up on the beach...
yeah would freak people out
seymorebutts443
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Rule 34
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6999|Columbus, OH
It's lucky it did not wash up on the shores of Japan or it would of been on the sushi menu
Monkey Spanker
Show it to the nice monkey.
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Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7094|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hmm. Where is '27 anyways? The other resident 9-17 member seems to be slacking today. Mebe he's home with the piggyflu
Im back, took the day off to go shopping for the gf's birthday but I dunno if we splitting up again, same ol bollocks, she's like fucking toothache, I love her to bits but fuck me she's hardwork.  Once the tooth is out it dosent hurt anymore does it?

However, I don't wanna go and spend a load of money for Monday (her birthday) and find its gone tits up.  Played cricket instead against a touring side.  Reduced to 30 overs.  4's and 6's changed to 7's and 13's respectively.  They batted first and made 598, we batted second and reached 546.

A few of their boys took it a bit serious and were bowling bouncers at me, fucking cunts, fuck that for a laugh, its a Wednesday afternoon ffs.

Might take tomorrow off aswell do the shopping then, if I'm still in a relationship, its doing my fucking head in.  All because I wanna buy wii cricket before my birthday........
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7094|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
That beach / area is about an hour and a arf drive from me, if that was Barry Island I would guess at it being human waste, but its clean down the Gower.  Goose barnacles the local paper said when I saw it yesterday.

You do get turds, nappies and condoms along with other shit floating by on our local beaches, fuck going in the dirty brown water.
ghettoperson
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hmm. Where is '27 anyways? The other resident 9-17 member seems to be slacking today. Mebe he's home with the piggyflu
Im back, took the day off to go shopping for the gf's birthday but I dunno if we splitting up again, same ol bollocks, she's like fucking toothache, I love her to bits but fuck me she's hardwork.  Once the tooth is out it dosent hurt anymore does it?

However, I don't wanna go and spend a load of money for Monday (her birthday) and find its gone tits up.  Played cricket instead against a touring side.  Reduced to 30 overs.  4's and 6's changed to 7's and 13's respectively.  They batted first and made 598, we batted second and reached 546.

A few of their boys took it a bit serious and were bowling bouncers at me, fucking cunts, fuck that for a laugh, its a Wednesday afternoon ffs.

Might take tomorrow off aswell do the shopping then, if I'm still in a relationship, its doing my fucking head in.  All because I wanna buy wii cricket before my birthday........
Also, once the tooth is out you can spend a while trying lots of different 18 year old teeth to put in its place.
FEOS
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6894|6 6 4 oh, I forget

ghettoperson wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hmm. Where is '27 anyways? The other resident 9-17 member seems to be slacking today. Mebe he's home with the piggyflu
Im back, took the day off to go shopping for the gf's birthday but I dunno if we splitting up again, same ol bollocks, she's like fucking toothache, I love her to bits but fuck me she's hardwork.  Once the tooth is out it dosent hurt anymore does it?

However, I don't wanna go and spend a load of money for Monday (her birthday) and find its gone tits up.  Played cricket instead against a touring side.  Reduced to 30 overs.  4's and 6's changed to 7's and 13's respectively.  They batted first and made 598, we batted second and reached 546.

A few of their boys took it a bit serious and were bowling bouncers at me, fucking cunts, fuck that for a laugh, its a Wednesday afternoon ffs.

Might take tomorrow off aswell do the shopping then, if I'm still in a relationship, its doing my fucking head in.  All because I wanna buy wii cricket before my birthday........
Also, once the tooth is out you can spend a while trying lots of different 18 year old teeth to put in its place.
AND you can always come to Helsinki in october to get acquainted with Finnish 18yo dental culture after the FIN - Wales footie game

Anyways, cheer up e-buddy!

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