Oh man I was rollin' down the street in mah car when I spotted these two chicks walking in the same direction that I was going. I recognised the uniform of the school up the road, and one had long blonde hair and the other had a blonde-brown hair thing going on. They looked pretty damn fit, and when I was going past, I didnt keep my eyes on the road and took a look at them. I said "Niiiice", and my friend who was sitting in the passenger seat said "That was exactly what I was thinking". We laughed, and then I said "Oh fuck yeah, I get to look at them again from the front when I go back" (he lives in this area type thing Idunno). So I dropped my friend off, and drove the way I came to get out back onto the main road. THEY WERNT THERE. They fucking disappeared, and I was fucking disappointed. I was tempted to put down the window and yell something at them.
In my street, about 3 houses down is this chick who owns some dogs, and I heard she was kinda hot. So as I was (again) rolling past, I saw her get out of her house with her two dogs and I though "fuck yarr". She lives close, has a nice ass and titties but Im too much of a pussy to do anything about it.
Also when I eye up some chicks they pretty much always fucking catch me in the act. Fucking eye contact is so awkward. Fuck.
Especially at school, theres this young teacher who teaches spanish I think, and whenever shes around I always catch her looking at me. Its kinda weird. And she's pretty fit too.
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