Since the inception of the 1963 Anti Retard Drowning Act, retard attacks have been on a steady rise. Statistically speaking, retard attacks have risen over 400% in the last decade alone. These statistics can be quickly glossed over, and often ignored. That is, until a retard attacks you or your family.
Such an event transpired today. My mother was sitting alone in her house, quietly enjoying a wonderful afternoon. She then heard some rustling in the front yard and went to investigate. She opened the garage door to a horrific, almost unmentionable sight. In the yard stood a retard that had recently escaped from his cage from the developmentally delayed housing unit down the street. To make the situation worse, the retard was armed with a garden hose with a nozzle attachment. He took aim at my poor mother, and in an instant she was doused. She retreated into the house, but the barrage did not end with there. It proceeded to soak the entire garage, along with it's contents until the police arrived to detain it.
It is because of attacks like this that I urge you to write your local congressman, and urge him or her to repeal 1963 A.R.D.A. It's time to fight back. Still think it's not a big deal? Just remember, this could have been your sister, mother, or 46" LCD TV. The age of tolerance is over, people. It's time to take our reclaim our streets.
Thank you.
Such an event transpired today. My mother was sitting alone in her house, quietly enjoying a wonderful afternoon. She then heard some rustling in the front yard and went to investigate. She opened the garage door to a horrific, almost unmentionable sight. In the yard stood a retard that had recently escaped from his cage from the developmentally delayed housing unit down the street. To make the situation worse, the retard was armed with a garden hose with a nozzle attachment. He took aim at my poor mother, and in an instant she was doused. She retreated into the house, but the barrage did not end with there. It proceeded to soak the entire garage, along with it's contents until the police arrived to detain it.
It is because of attacks like this that I urge you to write your local congressman, and urge him or her to repeal 1963 A.R.D.A. It's time to fight back. Still think it's not a big deal? Just remember, this could have been your sister, mother, or 46" LCD TV. The age of tolerance is over, people. It's time to take our reclaim our streets.
Thank you.
