blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7066
Child porn is, understandably, a very serious offense; so much so that there's an entire TV show dedicated to catching those willing to have sex with a minor, thus potentially also guilty of the first crime. As you can expect, people will do near anything to escape charges, though sometimes they end up getting themselves into worse trouble than they initially were. One such example is a 48 year old man named Keith Griffin, as NBC Miami reports, who told police that his cat was the one behind the 1000+ child porn images on his computer.

According to Griffin, he said to the cops that he would leave his computer running, and as he did so the cat would jump on the keyboard and the images would suddenly appear. According to The Register, one such incident was when, according to Griffin, he was downloading music, and upon returning from a quick trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to his computer. Much to his dismay, the cops didn't believe the elaborate and foolproof excuse, so now he's being held in prison on a $250,000 bail. As NBC points out, this isn't the first time that a cat has been up to shenanigans involving a keyboard.

The cat's now in the care of a relative, and probably will be for a long time, based on Griffin's excuse.
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have you ever blamed any of your pets such as cats, dogs, parrots or someone else for some serious charges? Crazy stuff, but lulzie 2 Those cats are srs business they can surf the net while u are afk.... but yea funny stuff
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7163|FUCK UBISOFT

https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7105|West Yorkshire, U.K
It must be true! Damn cats!!!
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7153|St. Andrews / Oslo

Pedo cat?
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6610|Canada

I blame everything on my cat from leaving the toilet lid up to beating people up.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6006

My cat forgot to file my income taxes
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6993

at least there's some kind of pussy involved with a 16/f/urbed bisexual girl wanting to trade pics and cyber on msn
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6939|Montucky
I don't have a cat, so i must blame everything on my dog.


Damn dog didn't take out the trash.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6918

https://img275.imageshack.us/img275/1491/e6bm8whp7.gif
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7264|Reykjavík, Iceland.
I once got turned into a superhero by a cat walking over my keyboard.

Karma if you get the reference
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6357
Spiderman comic book? Was that it Sydney?

lol so I suppose the cat took the pictures, put them onto the computer then uploaded them to various sights.

Makes as much sense as the healthcare bill...
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7022|132 and Bush

kitty porn
Xbone Stormsurgezz
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5810|Fuck this.
*facepalm*
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6894|6 6 4 oh, I forget

"The kiddie porn is for the kids and the beastiality for my cat. Honest! I just watch the regular porn."

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-08-09 21:11:02)

Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7195|Noizyland

"My dog ate my homework at my cat filled my hard drive with child porn!"
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6894|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ty wrote:

"My dog ate my homework at my cat filled my hard drive with child porn!"
Then you are excused from the surprise math test today.
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7264|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Bradt3hleader wrote:

Spiderman comic book? Was that it Sydney?

lol so I suppose the cat took the pictures, put them onto the computer then uploaded them to various sights.

Makes as much sense as the healthcare bill...
Freakazoid tbh.
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6813|Southern California
Man, wouldn't it be the worst things ever if this was true?
Could you imagine having to try and convince people it really was your cat who was surfing for kiddie porn?

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