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rofl on that mate...

haha nice, i have a couple of Wake ones

once at the our (chinese) base a friend and i were going to take the trasport chopper to the enemy ship and destroy the assets, my buddy gets in a jeep that had a guy in it on the gun and took off, he figured the guy was just waiting around to shoot at choppers that came near, he drove it right off a cliff and the jeep landed on a small strip of beach and slowly crept into the water and caught fire, still with the guy in it...i was already in the chopper when he arrived and as we were taking off i realized that it was our commander...my friend was wondering why he didnt jump out

also at chinese base on Wake, we were once giving this guy a hard time because he kept trying to get in the attack chopper that we had been using, we are not the kinda guys that claim vehicles and i hardly ever fly and i never camp out vehicle spawns but we were just goofing around with the guy because he was running all around us...eventually he jumped into the jet, i happened to have just respawned and was running on the airstrip, i dropped a single charge of c4 and ran off while he was approaching, i never would have detonated it but we had a great laugh when the guy in the plane freaked out when he saw me dropping it and in his attempt to avoid driving over it he crashed right into the big freight dumpster thing near the shack

Let ThomasMorgan kill me.

Dunno if this qualifies but it would feel homely in a "stupidist" section.

Clean sweep, we have a good squad, all 6 on mic's. We fill the blackhawk up on the usa airfeild make our way to mec airfield hopefully unnoticed. As we appraoch mec airfildflag we see a few enemies, I start chucking the c4 out the BH. Forgot to count, 1,2,3,4,5 BOOOOOOOOOM. Cue everyone asking "What the fk was that"? At this stage im laffing too much to explain I blew us all up with c4. Thankfully we all saw the funny side.

Own up. I know I'm not the only one to do this.

on wake had one of those constant TKers that wouldnt go away...multiple vote requests all went unsuccessful...i left the server and came back with a new name TK_Contract_Killer ("TCK") and proceeded to TK this ass till he got fed up and went AFK hoping i would stop...i continued since i could really careless about this new player i made...later in the next round he shows up again and i used the "TCK" account again to get him off the rest of the team...a few guys actually watched us go at it a few times...lol

oh and the funny thing about my "TCK" account 0 stats...lmao - guess negative scores dont count against you...lol

Alex - i had the same thing - altho the guy i was standing with was in my squad and didnt punish- yeah i always press E due to smacktards - however the guy that did it crashed going down the runway

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

So there were 2 guys waiting for a jet. I decided I wanted that jet no matter what(bad mood or day or something). So I got in a transport and went right for them. I however don't want -12 and 2 punishes for it so I bail out right before impact. One of them is holding E in anticipation of the jet. Well he becomes the driver of the car, gets the tk on the other guy, and the other guy punishes him for it. Meanwhile the jet spawned while he was in the car going wtf just happened. I flew away laughing pretty hard. In my defense I got the gold medal and helped my team win in a close game.

P.S. Please don't flame me for being a jerkass. This was a rare occasion and I'm usually one of the most fair players when it comes to vehicles.

I jumped out my jeep on wake when I was flying over the beach embankment and it squished 2 guys. And I didn't get the credit cause I wasn't in the jeep. Still funny though.

Wake island.

I was getting my ass kicked by the J10's so I got switched to chinese and took the transport chopper and took off a little slower than normal directly over the runway. Both J10's swerved to avoid it and rammed each other.

Kubra dam. I was the last mec standing with a stolen blackhawk no flags and no hope of taking one. There were a bunch of americans on the cobra helopad on the american airfield so I decided to just crash it right down on top of them. I was at 400 and I put the nose straight down. I got 11 kills and a ban for that.

And the best one of all.

After a long bad day at work I jumped in a server that was on Gulf of Oman. We had no flags and there were 32 people on the carrier tking for planes and choppers. It was a no baserape server so nobody was doing anything but killing teammates.

I tried 5 times to get a boat to shore and after the fifth death I jumped in the phalanx and mowed the entire american team down.

Thank god I wasnt playing under my normal player name.

A long time ago i was flying a fully loaded BH on Kubra. We were at full speed flying straight at the dam because i was planning on bailing to cap the lower dam flag. I kind of bailed without giving the "bail out" command to the rest of my team and the BH flew straight into the dam killing everyone on board. I felt like an ass. Since i didn't get any tk's everyone started bitchin at me for giving them suicides. it was kinda funny to see this though......

guy1 is no more
guy2 is no more
guy3 is no more
guy4 is no more

Since then i always use the bail out command.

Last edited by Cbass (2006-04-07 06:59:23)

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

I flew away laughing pretty hard. In my defense I got the gold medal and helped my team win in a close game.

P.S. Please don't flame me for being a jerkass. This was a rare occasion and I'm usually one of the most fair players when it comes to vehicles.

LOL, one time I was playing Wake and there were 4 guys camping for a jet, I was anoyed at the high level of people waiting for a jet, so I went up to them, layed 5 packets of c4 on them, and just waited with my detonator, they saw everything but I guess they were thinking they could just kick me, so anyway as the jet spawned i blew everyone up in a rage of fury, and swiftly pressed disconnect to save being banned from the server, came back the next day, ban free lol. I was tag free though dont worry.

B1GBUD wrote:

I once managed to blow a Jet up with a hand grenade whilst it was in mid flight, it was swooping down low on our position (long road from chinese airbase on wake to the most northern flag) I was nading some infantry hiding on the hills when the jet swooped down to take out our tank, he flew into my nade.... 

I then proceeded to piss myself!

i laughed for about 10 mins that was great

Gotham wrote:

Wake island.

After a long bad day at work I jumped in a server that was on Gulf of Oman. We had no flags and there were 32 people on the carrier tking for planes and choppers. It was a no baserape server so nobody was doing anything but killing teammates.

I tried 5 times to get a boat to shore and after the fifth death I jumped in the phalanx and mowed the entire american team down.

Thank god I wasnt playing under my normal player name.

O yes, i once gave in to that urge too;  its so frustrating seeing 20 people waiting for 2 planes, or 1 cobra , meaning   18  idle players doing absolutly nothing the whole round. 

Btw,  you did get kicked/banned right away due to the huge minus score, right  ?