So i threw up all over this chicks bathroom

2009-08-16 05:56:28

#1

MrMagoo: Not welcome @ BF2S; +12|5827

.. I had a lot to drink, but not that much, I think the pot brownies mixed with alcohol made my stomach upset. I missed the toilet too, I feal so fucking bad about it. I spent about an hour cleaning it up last night....

This has def never happened to me be4 =/

2009-08-16 05:57:55

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6573|what

MrMagoo wrote:
This has def never happened to me be4 =/

Sure it hasn't, puke boy.

She probably hates you now and whenever she uses the bathroom now she'll remember how much she hates you.

And girls spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

2009-08-16 05:58:44

#3

Ioan92: Member; +337|6143

MrMagoo wrote:
.. I had a lot to drink, but not that much.

Nice paradox, and yeah it sucks. Next time you will have your lesson learned.

2009-08-16 06:10:33

#4

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6551|Carnoustie MASSIF

Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.

2009-08-16 06:14:06

#5

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6573|what

SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.

omg lmao.

tell us more embarrassing finray stories!

kgo

2009-08-16 06:16:51

#6

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6918

SirSchloppy wrote:
he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.

https://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123073/2207907/2212625/090318_EX_lampshademanTN.jpg

2009-08-16 07:04:16

#7

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7070

SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.

That's brilliant!

2009-08-16 07:05:35

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CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6551|Carnoustie MASSIF

ghettoperson wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.
That's brilliant!

inorite!

I told my mates and they now refer to him as 'the spaceman'

2009-08-16 07:06:24

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..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7070

I vomited in a girl's bed.

/Thread

A friend of mine in the Exeter rugby club went home with a girl, shat in her bed, woke up, wiped the shit on her, took a shower, woke her up and asked her why she shat the bed.

/Thread

2009-08-16 07:07:59

#10

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5847|Dublin, Ireland

SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.

Fucking lolled.

2009-08-16 07:11:21

#11

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7070

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
A friend of mine in the Exeter rugby club went home with a girl, shat in her bed, woke up, wiped the shit on her, took a shower, woke her up and asked her why she shat the bed.

/Thread

That's the oldest story in the world.

2009-08-16 07:13:02

#12

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6551|Carnoustie MASSIF

ghettoperson wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
A friend of mine in the Exeter rugby club went home with a girl, shat in her bed, woke up, wiped the shit on her, took a shower, woke her up and asked her why she shat the bed.

/Thread
That's the oldest story in the world.

That's what I was thinking when I read it.

2009-08-16 07:14:34

#13

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|7002|SE London

ghettoperson wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.
That's brilliant!

Would be a better story if he'd thrown up in the bucket while it was on his head......

2009-08-16 07:14:35

#14

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7070

Seriously, the same thing happened to Jesus when he was in college.

2009-08-16 07:19:34

#15

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6874|The Twilight Zone

why is this still alive??

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2009-08-16 07:19:47

#16

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6551|Carnoustie MASSIF

ghettoperson wrote:
Seriously, the same thing happened to Jesus when he was in college.

lol

2009-08-16 07:29:19

#17

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7070

SirSchloppy wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
A friend of mine in the Exeter rugby club went home with a girl, shat in her bed, woke up, wiped the shit on her, took a shower, woke her up and asked her why she shat the bed.

/Thread
That's the oldest story in the world.
That's what I was thinking when I read it.

...but do you know anyone who has actually ever done it?

Stories are stories but become 10x better when they happen.

2009-08-16 07:30:29

#18

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6551|Carnoustie MASSIF

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
That's the oldest story in the world.
That's what I was thinking when I read it.
...but do you know anyone who has actually ever done it?

Stories are stories but become 10x better when they happen.

Yeah man! Like Ghetto told you, it happened to Jesus when he was in college.

2009-08-16 07:33:22

#19

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6986|Area 51

SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.

Bwahahaha!!

I r spaceman.

Last edited by RDMC (2009-08-16 07:33:37)

2009-08-16 07:37:23

#20

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7070

SirSchloppy wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:

That's what I was thinking when I read it.
...but do you know anyone who has actually ever done it?

Stories are stories but become 10x better when they happen.
Yeah man! Like Ghetto told you, it happened to Jesus when he was in college.

O please. Jesus was perfect. Anyone who had a virgin as a mother doesn't shit, fart or scratch his arse. Fact.

Plus he'd probably do the oldest trick in the book. Shave his pubic hair and glue the trimmings on her tongue.

2009-08-16 08:12:47

#21

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6209|Catherine Black

I guess I'll set my user title to spaceman then.

2009-08-16 08:18:04

#22

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6889

Bertster7 wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
Not as bad as Finray though, he got so drunk that someone gave him a bucket to be sick in, so instead of being sick in it, he put it on his head and claimed he was a spaceman.
That's brilliant!
Would be a better story if he'd thrown up in the bucket while it was on his head......

Would've been even better if he'd thrown up in the bucket and then put it on his head.

2009-08-16 08:20:48

#23

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7053

NooBesT wrote:
Bertster7 wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:

That's brilliant!
Would be a better story if he'd thrown up in the bucket while it was on his head......
Would've been even better if he'd thrown up in the bucket and then put it on his head.

Hahah

2009-08-16 08:21:59

#24

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6209|Catherine Black

Actually I'm quite surprised Cammy didn't bend the story to be like that.

2009-08-16 08:23:37

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Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7053

Hey Finray

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