SirSchloppy wrote:
What he says:
Uzique wrote:
Macbeth, statistically speaking about 99.7% of Scots are jobless and claiming benefits from our fine English social-welfare systems.
That's why I was vehemently all-for the secession of Scotland in the D&ST thread re: terrorist release. They're absolutely useless.
What the hell is wrong with you? Do you eat gruel every night and dress in potato sacks? You sound borderline destitute, dude.
What he means:
Uzique wrote:
Ooooh look at me, Mater and Pater have oodles of money in the bank, Father drives a Lamborghini Spider, and I go to a very prestigious University. I look down my nose at anybody in the next taxband down. Hawty tawty fucking Yah
Hahahaha the token fucking Scot.
U mad?
You're joining the British Navy to come and train in England and fight with fine Englishmen, established by a history of skilled and awesome English heroes, to escape your Scottish impoverishment. You're a living example that Scotland's own economy and society is a shithole. If it was worth defending then you would still be up there in the middle-of-nowhere working for some highly-paying tertiary-sector company, no?
@Kmar: Scotland and Wales are like Michigan / Detroit, yeah. Wales has a collapsed manual-labour/mining industry, and Scotland... well Scotland has never really had shit. It's close to Scandinavia and the North Sea so they geographically get their hands on oil and fish before we do, but that's just like oil Sheiks in the Middle-East; they got the resources, but they're still uncultured, dumbie motherfuckers.