For those of you that do not know what the term "wheels" means.UrbanDictionary wrote:
2. Wheels 37 up, 8 down love it hate it
To have a way with women, usually involving some sort of charm and/or game plan. Very similar to charisma. Derived from "wheelin' and dealin'".
Did you see the blonde he went home with? That guy's got some serious wheels.
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I fucked your girlfriend last night.Andoura wrote:
[...]Stimey wrote:
should probably moved on her
kissed her g'night though
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me daddy. and I called her baby when i
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. and I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. you were knocked out. but we were
All knocked out you know. in a way
I serve too many masters.
We didnt know youd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. and youd do it too, youre that kind of dude.
But you wouldnt know what you were doing because
I didnt, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. but God damn I wanted
To fuck.
Im serving too many fucking masters.
i told you. I told you motherfucker
jeez
wat
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
I now have qualifications guys I'M SO COOL
not as much as me because i got THREE A's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Kez wrote:
I now have qualifications guys I'M SO COOL
qualified to give head
are you?.Sup wrote:
qualified to give head
.Sup wrote:
qualified to give head
I just said I amSEREVENT wrote:
are you?.Sup wrote:
qualified to give head
o hai
i was thinking out loud.Sup wrote:
I just said I amSEREVENT wrote:
are you?.Sup wrote:
qualified to give head
u wish guys, dream on
Last edited by .Sup (2009-08-27 03:46:01)
Oh, lord. Got a new chief. He's half Finnish and half Ozzy
sounds like a real bastard
sounds like a top notch comboUltrafunkula wrote:
Oh, lord. Got a new chief. He's half Finnish and half Ozzy
What did you get?Kez wrote:
I now have qualifications guys I'M SO COOL
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 1#p2774131liquidat0r wrote:
What did you get?Kez wrote:
I now have qualifications guys I'M SO COOL
Dunno yet. Seems like a calm guy. Supspiciously calm guy. The dude's as big as a house. I'm scared...
<3
Hope I havent missed it but how did you do?Kez wrote:
I now have qualifications guys I'M SO COOL
Yessss! Motherfucking Pantera!Ultrafunkula wrote:
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me daddy. and I called her baby when i
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. and I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. you were knocked out. but we were
All knocked out you know. in a way
I serve too many masters.
We didnt know youd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. and youd do it too, youre that kind of dude.
But you wouldnt know what you were doing because
I didnt, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. but God damn I wanted
To fuck.
Im serving too many fucking masters.
i told you. I told you motherfucker
I have just discovered that popularity thing you have going didnt include me in any rounds? I went to the zoo Monday (Birthday), was here in work Tuesday, spent yesterday with my Daddy, Im here today, fucks going on?
BF2s, I need your help and support! I have a month of vacation left before I go back to uni, most of my friends are already back, and I'm downloading the WOW trial. I need an intervention.