Girls know about sex

2009-09-01 16:53:39

#1

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6949|Global Command

So...the other morning I was porking the wife. Our bed makes almost a comical racket, and just in the climatic moment my almost four year old knocks on the door;

" Who is it? " I ask.

" Me daddy. "

[i]Groan[i/]

I towel my junk off and go out to the living room. She confronts me with that I-know-you-have-been-being-naughty tone.

She grins a wolf grin. " What have you been doing? "

I am flaberghasted. Did she see us through a closed door? No, she knows we have been fucking and she is giving me a ration of shit more effectively than a co-worker could. Her eyes tell me that not only does she know, she knows we are lying about it.

Where the hell does a sheltered three year old get this shit from?

Mind you, in regards to your comments, that we are talking about my daughter.

2009-09-01 16:55:06

#2

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7047|UK

She has obviously been exposed.

... sorry.

2009-09-01 16:55:53

#3

alexb: <3; +590|6360|Kentucky, USA

Haha...
The things we learn and hear in school these days; it's sad.

2009-09-01 16:56:05

#4

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6873|The Twilight Zone

I'd lock her in the basement

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2009-09-01 16:56:26

#5

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6351|Somewhere out in Space

Shed+girl=annoyanceless fucking.

As for how, disney channel's disguised whores. Remember the purity rings?

2009-09-01 16:57:00

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7041|London, England

She's probably just got a vague idea that you're doing something "naughty" and "close" - kids can develop these sort of ideas on their own like that by just... living life. Of course in these modern day 21st century worlds we live in, there's a host of other shit too, yeah.

2009-09-01 16:58:04

#7

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7091|UK

spy holes.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-01 16:58:35

#8

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6873|The Twilight Zone

you need to investigate this shit ATG
3 years old and already knows about this shit...damn

2009-09-01 16:59:03

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7194|Noizyland

She was probably just reacting to your own signals - being caught in the act as it were, looking a bit shifty maybe, a bit guilty, a bit... hot and bothered. If you act like you've been caught in the act then she's going to catch on that you're doing something "naughty". She's just perceptive. I don't think she "knows too much".

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2009-09-01 16:59:50

#10

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5846|Dublin, Ireland

liquidat0r wrote:
She has obviously been exposed.

... sorry.

2009-09-01 16:59:58

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7041|London, England

.Sup wrote:
you need to investigate this shit ATG
3 years old and already knows about this shit...damn

Four years old for fuck sake he said four clearly

Oh wait no he didn't

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2009-09-01 17:00:07

#12

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6351|Somewhere out in Space

You sure your wife didn't shit out a midget?

2009-09-01 17:00:47

#13

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7091|UK

Mekstizzle wrote:
.Sup wrote:
you need to investigate this shit ATG
3 years old and already knows about this shit...damn
Four years old for fuck sake he said four clearly

Oh wait no he didn't

"almost 4 "

anger management -->

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-01 17:01:10

#14

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6890

birds and the bees time, atg...

modern life is war

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2009-09-01 17:06:03

#15

LividBovine: The Year of the Cow!; +175|6800|MN

Seriously, 4 and knows about this? My 11 year old knows, but plays dumb. The 9 year old probably knows, but isn't saying anything either. The 4 year old will be asleep on the floor next to us and not have a clue. She did wake up one time when the wife was a little vocal and said "Mommy don't say that". Kind of funny really. I guess I could see them figuring it out sometimes though.

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2009-09-01 17:06:53

#16

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6732

Time to have "the talk" with your 3 year old daughter

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2009-09-01 17:08:02

#17

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7069

This means that by the time I have kids, they'll know about sex by the time they're conceived. Although I plan on avoiding this problem by not having kids.

2009-09-01 17:12:46

#18

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7194|Noizyland

Hey on this topic - I've never understood what birds and bees had to do with sex in the context of "the talk". I learned by reading and through spam e-mails sent to my hotmal account so I never got "the talk" as such and have never understood where the birds and bees fitted in to it all.

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My "talk" was like this:
"Son, I Think it's about time you learned about... sex."
"Save it dad, I already know."
"Oh thank God."

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2009-09-01 17:12:53

#19

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7247|Lithuania

Is your daughter somewhere in this crowd?

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=129945

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2009-09-01 17:13:04

#20

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5846|Dublin, Ireland

ghettoperson wrote:
This means that by the time I have kids, they'll know about sex by the time they're conceived. Although I plan on avoiding this problem by not having kids.

Trust me bro, you're fairly sorted...