why do crazy foreigners talk to me on xfire

2009-09-02 18:32:18

#1

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6748

[EGZ]Randy: hallo kunt u Wat voor me doen ik heb een foto maar ik kan hem nie bewerke omdat ik geen photo shop heb maar er moet maar een ding gedaan woorde iets kleins kunt u werke met photo shop ?

I know it has to do with photoshop, clearly...But my curiosity has gotten the best of me, can anybody do a complete translation? Sounds like he is calling me a cunt lol...

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2009-09-02 18:35:11

#2

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5904|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Im_Dooomed wrote:
[EGZ]Randy: hallo kunt u Wat voor me doen ik heb een foto maar ik kan hem nie bewerke omdat ik geen photo shop heb maar er moet maar een ding gedaan woorde iets kleins kunt u werke met photo shop ?
I know it has to do with photoshop, clearly...But my curiosity has gotten the best of me, can anybody do a complete translation? Sounds like he is calling me a cunt lol...

It's Dutch btw.

[EGZ] Randy: hello What can I do I have a picture but I can not because I was nie photo shop but I just have one thing done sible something small you can work with photo shop?

2009-09-02 18:36:47

#3

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7052|949

He wants you to 'chop a photo because he doesn't have PS. The photo probably has a virus attached to it.

2009-09-02 18:38:03

#4

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7162|London

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
The photo probably has a virus attached to it.

Because he's foreign right?

lel

2009-09-02 18:42:59

#5

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6748

sounds like that one post...

I had a coco-cola bottle, and it just all over lol

just what?

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
The photo probably has a virus attached to it.

That would be my presumption. Why would a Dutch guy ask some random person on xfire to crop a photo? Surely he has friends locally that know Photoshop.

[EGZ] Randy: hello What can I do I have a picture but I can not because I was nie photo shop but I just have one thing done sible something small you can work with photo shop?

So is this the best we can do? Or is this as close to a complete translation we can get?

Last edited by Im_Dooomed (2009-09-02 18:46:39)

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2009-09-02 18:59:13

#6

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|7082|Groningen, The Netherlands

Dutchies

2009-09-02 19:01:46

#7

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5904|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Im_Dooomed wrote:
sounds like that one post...

I had a coco-cola bottle, and it just all over lol

just what?

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
The photo probably has a virus attached to it.
That would be my presumption. Why would a Dutch guy ask some random person on xfire to crop a photo? Surely he has friends locally that know Photoshop.

[EGZ] Randy: hello What can I do I have a picture but I can not because I was nie photo shop but I just have one thing done sible something small you can work with photo shop?
So is this the best we can do? Or is this as close to a complete translation we can get?

I used Google Language Tools

Ask for the pic, and upload it. If it is packed with a RAT, I can probably get his IP and email out of it.

2009-09-02 19:10:36

#8

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7021|132 and Bush

sexy time?

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-09-02 19:18:51

#9

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6552

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
He wants you to 'chop a photo because he doesn't have PS. The photo probably has a virus attached to it.

it's a screencap of meat spin.

2009-09-02 20:41:48

#10

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5808|Fuck this.

Gamematt wrote:
Dutchies

just so darn evil

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2009-09-03 08:00:53

#11

Lai: Member; +186|6571

Im_Dooomed wrote:
[EGZ]Randy: hallo kunt u Wat voor me doen ik heb een foto maar ik kan hem nie bewerke omdat ik geen photo shop heb maar er moet maar een ding gedaan woorde iets kleins kunt u werke met photo shop ?
I know it has to do with photoshop, clearly...But my curiosity has gotten the best of me, can anybody do a complete translation? Sounds like he is calling me a cunt lol...

He's Dutch, but he definitely needs to go back to grammar school; his spelling is horrific.

Literally he says:

[EGZ]Randy wrote:
Hello, could you do something for me? I have a photo, but I can not edit it, because I don't have Photoshop. It is only one thing; something small. Do you know how to work with Photoshop?

In reality he types like this:

[EGZ]Randy wrote:
hello could you do Something for me I have a photo but I can no edi it because I don't have photo shop but it i only a thing something small could you wor with photo shop ?

2009-09-03 08:04:41

#12

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7091|UK

why do you accept their friend request if you dont know them?

OR

Why are you adding crazy people to your xfire?

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-03 08:24:13

#13

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6942|...

m3thod wrote:
why do you accept their friend request if you dont know them?

OR

Why are you adding crazy people to your xfire?

this

and this

2009-09-03 08:35:36

#14

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5844|Athens, GA

they dont have to be on your friends list to talk to you. i used to get randoms asking me bf2 questions all the time

2009-09-03 08:36:55

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7041|London, England

Dutch are a close second to Nigerians in terms of being e-evil, I wouldn't trust all my clogs and edam with that guy

2009-09-03 08:40:51

#16

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6643|Escea

"There's only two things I hate in this world. Intolerance of other peoples, and the Dutch."

2009-09-03 08:47:30

#17

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7093|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

[EGZ]Randy: hallo kunt

Id fucking batter tbh, id fucking hit him into next week.

2009-09-03 08:52:22

#18

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7091|UK

remove the friends of friends feature.

problem solved.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-03 10:26:52

#19

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6873|The Twilight Zone

Gamematt wrote:
Dutchies

Douches?

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2009-09-03 11:14:06

#20

Chorcai: Member; +49|7068|Ireland

1927 wrote:
[EGZ]Randy: hallo kunt
Id fucking batter tbh, id fucking hit him into next week.

Down boy ! easy... easy.... good boy !!

2009-09-03 13:08:00

#21

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7162|London

.Sup wrote:
Gamematt wrote:
Dutchies
Douches?

Smooth move dutchbag

2009-09-03 13:13:12

#22

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6748

1927 wrote:
[EGZ]Randy: hallo kunt
Id fucking batter tbh, id fucking hit him into next week.

I could see this happening in real life, a dutch guy asking 1927 if he can help him, only to be punched in the face for being called a kunt lol...

Ahh language barriers...Always makes for something interesting.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2009-09-03 13:14:52

#23

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7159|Comber, Northern Ireland

i used to talk to you on sexfire...but it was mostly drunk babble

2009-09-03 13:27:58

#24

im doomed haaai!! it's been too long
hope you are doing well

2009-09-03 13:42:23

#25

-MetaL*: Sup guies; +157|6054|Southern California

I think he called you a cunt.

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